I can't believe it. I can't fucking believe it. I seriously am sitting at this computer in complete shock and awe of what I just fucking saw. My ex-step niece Danielle is fucking pregnant. Pregnant! She's like 19. I have no other reaction than to maybe cry and wish I could go back 5 years and tell her it's not okay to give it away so early. And when you want to have a baby with someone, you better be out of college with a fucking husband, who isn't a fucking redneck cowboy. I can't believe it. What the fuck happened to my family?