sooner or later
i will pee in my pants
and not care
im so fucking lazy
the bathroom should come to me
well im up doing fucking projects this late at night. grr i hate myself for sleeping all saturday...and procraistinating. fuck fuck fuck
im going to be grounded longer now. i have so many chores to do tonight.
i dreamed of a hammock with Usher and we adopted Missy Elliot. crazy
I LOVE CHRIS> <3
lets schedule a farting bonding session in my car sometime soon.
twitch 'em and you'll quickly increase the population of your male harem
course, her boobies made the dress what it was yesterday
that superficial whore crone of a teacher.
HE WAS GOING ON AND ON AGAIN ABOUT THAT MYSTERIOUS GIRL HE ASKED OUT TO THE MOVIES, HAHA. THE GIRL'S FRIEND WAS TALKING TO HIM, SAYING SHE EMAILED HER FRIEND AND ASKED HER IF SHE WENT AT ALL. THE GIRL IN QUESTION SAID SHE DIDNT EVEN HEAR WHAT ROBOTO ASKED HER. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. he likes to yip and yell and yank on about how good CHEESE is and how the girl he likes likes cheese. i need ear muffs
EW
im listening to mogwai and rearranging my necklaces and thinking murderous thoughts of SMELL-HER-B.O. (HELLERLEO)
GIVE HIM A BIG OLE WET FRENCHIE FOR ME
MY FINGERSSE HURRTY
NNOI MORE TYPERY
i recommend "Bitten" by kelley armstrong if youre in a book drought. werewolves, hard sex, bitter romance, murder and guts. hubba hubba? main male character = hunk.