Alone On Lovers Lane

SUPER NANNY! makes me never want to have kids. It's worse enough keeping up with my monthly cycle. The last thing I need is bad ass kids screaming, "mommy!!!!!! feed me NOW!!!!!" all day long. I dreamt of the number 13. Death and a new beginning. Now I can take my thumb out of my mouth and put it in Kangaroo Jacks. Never lick a dumb ass. But I can't forget about the boy scout pocket knife in my back pocket. I found new chains...but I'm still afraid. When couples are prounced up against the wall, with their faces squooshed against one another, and begging for air...it makes me think of being slaughtered by my couch. I guess I won't ever know what that feels like, because I've never had my breath taken away.
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aw. for your comments: its okay, i was quietish too; i'm an overdeveloped 8 year old; and find and send me that wacky anime quiz nownownow!
and bloody ew, don't EVER watch super nanny. that show influences my mother for christs sake. she'd accuse me of being a naughty girl for no reason and send me into the "bad corner" and so on. she did it do often, i sold her to a tribe of philandering yaks.
SUPER NANNY!! hahaha my cuz and i watch that show and crack our asses off....and i agree....i always said i never wanted kids too...
i'm passing my brown belt may 26th then its black. eugh i hate it tho, my dad makes me do it
Ew, I never want to have a kid, it's grossss.
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email me what that weirdo said!
we're watching this on SUNDAY
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