well joe (a.k.a- the big man) had his little get together last week. it was meant to be only for year nines...like a break up, but dylan and jacob (year 8) found their way out there. it was a bitching time...heaps of random funny shit happened!! 1- me and pondy had just got to the party and we were just chilling out side and stuff...yeah we had been there for about an hour or so. i hadn't even started to drink yet, but pondy was very drunk....anyways amelia about 1/4 the size of pondy came up to us and said " hey pondy i want to tell you something.." and pondy was like "what?"...then she just full on punched him in the face and then ran off crying....(yeah, she isn't normal) 2- i had just come back for a walk and i was walking through the door when QJ almost knocked me over. i was half way through asking him where the firs was when i saw that he had been stealing my beers. he was already way drunk enough and he had ran out of stuff to drink, so he was drinking all mine while i was away. i chased him for a bit...at very low speeds. i caught him after a while and i pushed him. i think it was the softest push i have eva done. i do more harder pushes to my 4 year old cousin. but, because QJ was so drunk he managed to fall through part of the wall. the off thr porch...then he couldn't get up for ages...it was funny. and the 3rd and final one- we were just sitting there and in my wonderful state of mind i told everyone that we should go streaking. well a few of the boys thought that was the best idea in the world...i just sat there and watched about 5 drunken boys trying to take their clothes off. then molly (who is a straight A student and has never touch a drop of beer in her life...) came out and was like.."u boys are all freaks.." and she looked at me and said..."at least you are a normal person..." then i talked to her for a few hours about her schooling and all this crap........it was funny. there was heaps of more funny stuff...but i can't or shouldn't tell you good ppl in internet land. it was an unreal party and it has made me think that i might throw one next year for my b-day.... peace out