well for the school holidays i spent the whole 2 weeks up in queensland with mum and dad. we stayed at uncle doug and aunty narelle's joint. had a ripper of a time. it will take much too long to tell the story in full, so i will just chick sum dop points down and expand on them later if i feel the need. -flew up (2 hours) and got in at about 1 in the morning. - spent the first day fucking around..dad and uncle doug got drunk and giggled all night - went out in uncle doug's boat to have a look at the water...ended up getting stuck on a sand bar. had to get pushed out by uncle doug. dad took his pants off.... - went to the bundy factroy. saw how rum is made and also got much of the product myself lol. - went to fraser island and went all round it. got to see a fresh water lake that was really beautiful. went for a swim...stole sum sand. - went whale watching...the fucking boringest thing that is ever known to man - went to the south bank market - went fishing twice...caught one legal fish for the whole (about) 18 hours we were on the water. - drank a beer tower at my cousin's pub. - spewed it all up the next day in the boat while fishing. hahaha - built a damn good rock wall with the help of dad, uncle doug and mum. hard work. - went to australia zoo...snor-fest - watched dad fall out of the boat while trying to jump onto the sand...ended up in the water. - went back to melbourne...caught up with uncle sime and aunty michelle and little sam. was beaten up 5434 times by the little man. - got home and crashed after a massive holiday. it was a real good time and i don't think i would have rathered do anything else with my time. there were many good afternoon naps and just lazy moments, which i think i needed. lots of funny shit happened up there aswel. good times