Give me my voice back you bastard

Feeling: old
I've decided to blame my insane shortness on my absurd leprechaunian relatives that I dont have. Why have I been cursed with shortness? Is it someone did not want me to be able to reach the cookie jar at my age? Am I not supposed to eat Captain Crunch, located in the highest cabinet in the kitchen. Am I supposed to drop a million plates on my head, in attempt to reach a bowl? Less short people die in car accidents though, and they are ever so slightly lower to the ground in case of a fire. Perhaps I'll have an impossible growth spurt, and with my luck get in a car accident the next day... Hmmm shortness, I think I like. ____________________________________________ So the day has been ok. Woke up and lost my voice, as of now I sound like a frog choking on a fly. Not very pleasent. Aye, at least I dont have to babysit tonight. I got a return e-mail from Michael, and he said something so sweet I almost broke-out in tears (I'm not one to cry over sentimental issues) In my e-mail, I had said that he seemed better off with his friends, and I thought he didnt like me anymoer, and he replied with this: Oh now down to the part about being happy with my friends. Well that is true but the problem is I'm losing one of my best friends. Ok so I did cry.....OH WELL. haha to all the guys that read this, sorry for the mushy gushy stuff lately, I'm just a loser and have nothing better to write about. God I love him, why did I drag everyone into this? Until later then, Your neighborhood Superman
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thanks
[Anonymous]
wwweeeellllll....thanks.it helped a little. tell scott that i said thanks and i'll talk later.
lates
no offence, but american soccer compares nto with english football, it's the lifeblood of our civilisation :P. Good luck with your game, score a few for me >.<, what position do you play?
[Anonymous]
that would be football my dear. Err, soccer, yeah :P sorry, I shoul've explained :P
[Anonymous]
aww. If it's anythig, I think short people are really really cute :P
[Anonymous]
LMFAO!! i LOVE everybody loves raymond...hahahaha omg thats sooo funny what ur header thing says...haha ohhh wow its good to know that i have a friend to watchin everybody loves raymond with =)haha
ohhhh haha thanks..i was getting freaked out that i ruined my diary..=)

ickkk now my diary looks ugly..haha..
well thank you..i write how i feel
[Anonymous]
Founf ... hah, that makes me grin. As to shortness, yes, shortness is better. No female should be over 5'3". To all those that are, I apologize. You will never sample this cheese spread.

And an author? Do you think? Well, thank you very much. Once I learn how to write, I'll give it due consideration.

To work.

--Nick
[Anonymous]
Yes. Toast it is. I'll have strawberry jam on mine. You?

And I have always founf the best discipline is enforced with a feather, the sole of the feet, and eating strawberries and cream in front of your voice without offering it any. That is also good for bringing it out of hiding.

Of to work I go. Until next weekend, probably.

--Nick
[Anonymous]
'tis all good, I love sentimental mushy gushy stuff, it's great :P
[Anonymous]
And you're on mine! wOOt! I made a friend! Anyway, to quote a movie I'm completly tired of...Just keep swimming. And I don't know if my mind is amazing, per say. I'm more on the crazy side of things to tell the truth. Yours, -BB
[Anonymous]
Yes, perhaps my sources did mislead me about the possible location of your voice. I shall discipline them appropriately and continue my search. If it helps, my own voice was only half-way behind the hamper. That being the higher half. I now sound like a 24 year-old pubescent teen.

But I will continue my search, this time for both our voices, so sit tight and hold on, it may be a bumpy ride.

I knew I should have put on both shoes today.-Nick
[Anonymous]
Pah! Drag away...hear's a little secret...everyone loves to be involved in other peoples lives. Anyway. Thank you for the compliment about my poem. It's about someone I'm very close to. You're welcome back anytime.-BB
[Anonymous]
No need to apologize for the large dosages of mush and such; as long as it's what you're feeling I've got nothing against it - you're good to go. Sorry to hear about the lack of voice. If you've ever read Catcher In The Rye, you'll understand what I'm saying when I say that it's not necessarily a bad thing being a mute.
Truly,
Yeah, I lost my voice too. And I must warn you away from the lovely, lovely green medicine. It has dirty tricks up its dirty sleeve. Trust me.

As for the mushy gushy stuff, well, its your journal, not ours, so mush and gush away. We are only so lucky to have any mush or gush to read at all.

Oh, and if you need help refinding your voice, look behind the clothes hamper. That's where I found mine.

--Nick
[Anonymous]
Hey thanks I probalby will.
i like the social distortion header
Fuck that sucks, I was loosing my voice Sunday!