Those ketchup kids sure know street talk

Feeling: perfect
I am in this CRAZY excellent mood right now that I cannot explain. Seriously, I am floating on cloud nine if I've ever seen one, and I havent been this happy in awhile. Its probably the mountain dew I just chugged (I havent had a mountain dew for like 6 years). So it is probably the Mountain Dew, but I'd like to think its from other things. Michael is convinced his life is a TV show and we're all actors being paid to "perform" with him. I'm actually a 43 year-old stunted woman. He's also going to grow up and start his own Mafia, or thats what he says the producers are attempting to lead him into (hes not supposed to know his life is a TV show). He asked me if I'd stay with him while he's in the Mafia and I suppose I will....I mean, the producers will have to pay me double now, but hey, if thats what it takes.... I'm still wired off this mountain dew. I'm mostly likely going skating on Monday. I went a couple months ago with Becca and I did fairly well, I almost knocked my one friends date out, but we all have rough beginnings... I've talked all my friends to sleep on the internet, so I should probably leave now before I begin rambling. Until tomorrow then, Your Neighborhood Superman
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I get caffeine euphoria too sometimes from my coffee consumption. Don't question it. Just go with it!
[Anonymous]
Kayla yer comments so funny! Know why? Cause that really ISNT a typo. Its just a word ya never came across b4. Heres its entry I just copied from a web dictionary:

shite
A noun
1 crap, dirt, shit, shite, poop, turd
obscene terms for feces

HAHAHAH! But seriously, thank you for telling me that you thought youd found a goof. I WANT to know that kind of thing. I LIKE for my entries to be CORRECT. You can be my final proofreader!
[Anonymous]
I like the Van Helsing picture. Super, Later.