I think my neighbors are trying to poison me. Why just last Halloween they sent over cleverly disguised cookies infested with worms. You see, my family LOVES cookies, adn half a box into our devouring of cookies someone spotted a little green worm just living life on the peak of a chocolate chip. I've never seen that many people throw-up at once. Later, when school started up they sent over a bad of snack cakes and treats Mr. Bill (his name) had aquired from work. Munching on thses treats was a favorable past time of ours, so we attacked the box the moment we were through the door. Ten minutes later those same snack ckaes had found themselves back up the digestive system, through the mouth and into the trashcan. They had expired a year earlier. Just last week another shipment of snack cakes was delivered, andf being deprived of chocolate I was ecstqtic to find a coconut cream cake. 3/4 though the somewhat dry cake I re-read the wrapper to find it had expired a couple of months ago, but it didnt bother me too much. WHat did bother me however was looking in the center of the creamy cake and finding green and black....eh, fuzzy mold living in the spacious environment. Ew. Mr. Bill has also sent over boxes of gum that has been out in the sun to long and dried aliong the edge of the lining, and another pack that had ants of some sort living a cozy life in the rooting package. I think I'll send some hemlock stew over there before they do me in. Until tomorrow then, Your Nieghborhood SUperman