Maybe you'll get a replacement

Listening to: Elton John- Rocketman
Feeling: caffeinated
I've been wired on some caffieneted something or other thats stealing me of my much needed beauty sleep. My eyes feel like they have soap in them, thats the second time this week they've felt like that. I got about 5 hours of sleep last night, which was unusual because I should've been DEAD tired. I only climbed the damn sledding hill a thousand times. I should've dropped and hit the bed at 6 in the evening. I should've laid in bed for a matter of seconds before I passed out in exhaustion. But, I did not. Instead I went to rest at 9:30 and did not fall out until 11:30ish. Then, I re-awoke at 2, to arise for another half hour of sleeplesss hell. I woke up at five, for no reason at all. School is closed again. I should be sleeping in to the late hours of that afternoon. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. I've been drugged, thats what it is. I've been drugged and someone is out for my death because they know I was once a reigning insomniac and I drown in my sleepless state. They dont want me to dream. They odnt want me to live. If anyone has information on the whereabouts of my drugger, please just do me a favor and throw him downa flight of stairs, or off a building. ANd dont tell me until I've gottena good amount of rest. I'm typing this entry at SEVEN THIRTY in a morning when I DO NOT have to be up this early. Its unhealthy my friends, unhealthy. Until tomorrow then, Your Nieghborhood Superman
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You are correct to fear strangers at the door. I, myself, will ignore my doorbell if I have my wits about me and can remember to peek out the blinds first to see who it is. But that night they caught me with my pants (and mind) down. HEY! You should be glad to not need so much sleep. Sleep is a waste of time. People take drugs on purpose so they will be ABLE to be awake instead of asleep. Your drugger gave you amphetamines I guess. I WANT THEM!
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hey super-bunny how does it hop?
i know i know - i deserve quite a punishment and i am well prepared to take anything if not everything you have to give - remember i like it rough.
spammie has adopted his very own cabbage patch baby they're both currently making my dinner.

Oh you've EARNED both the jig AND a chorus of the "I Told You So" song! I bow to yer superior prescience! And I believe Alex is as good as back to stay now. I can't imagine him goin off for any extended period of time again. What does your crystal ball say? Will he update his diary at LEAST weekly from now on? I won't be a hard-ass & expect him to write an entry every day. And I think you should CONTINUE the Alex in Space sage. Alex wud love it!
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