I was abducted by aliens on my daily walk with Sophie. I'm positive thats what happened. I was about 3/4 a mile from my house when I passed the Grade School bus. I smiled and waved to my former, yet still prehistoric bus driver as the students rolled merrily along. At about a mile passed my house I started back for home, content as I could be in the suffering cold weather. About halfway to my house I realized the bus had not passed me again, and considering that past my own house theres only a mile of street and two bus stops (dead-end street), I found it quite peculiar to have not taken notice of the bus's return. Once realizign this I bvegan to quicken my pace in an attempt to locate the bus by turning onto my street and peering down the road. As I suspected the bus was nowhere in sight, and unless a huge bright yellow object can fit into ones driveway or house, it was not on my street at all. At this point I was sweating profusely. Those poor sappy little kids, would they be ok? What had happened to them! And where did that bus go to? Reaching my house at a full throttle run I asked Mum if she had hear the bus go by. Quite certaintly she said yes, whilst she was cleaning the bathroom she heard the familair drone of the rumbling creature pass by. Slightly unnerved by the situation, I decided to place it in the back of my mind and presume my position on the couch watching the News with my family. "Aliens spotted in DC!" Aliens...how insredibly stupid, I mean Al---. Aliens! The thought wasnt incredibly absurd. Plenty of citings have been noted in history, but what would Aliens want with me? Things just werent adding up. But wait, hadnt Mum said she heard the bus go by? How could she have the windows are shut tight in this cold weather and she was clear on the other side of the house. And where was the quarter in my pocket? Sophie...Sophie was strangely quiet for the evening. Her head appaered cone-shaped too.... What do Aliens want with me? Until tomorrow then, Your Neighborhood Superman