Ha this is from like two years ago that my friend kept and just sent back to me...i got a big kick out of it...can't say the same for you all...
ooh isn't great being easily amused??!
oooo how things have changed...
> >1. First Name: Chadwick (ok lets not repeat that one)
>
> >2. Middle Name: Matthew
> >3. Last Name: ok fi i reveal this information to
>you..i'm just warning you that you were right
>about my lastname...barker
> >4. Nick Names: chad (uh how about that be my real
>name) chad-o, c.b., the welder (oh shit brady and pete
>you know what that means), grinder
>
> >5. City: OAKLAND...oaktown baby!
>
> >6. Age: 16
> >8. Birthday: 03-16-85
>
> >9. Astronomy Sign: pisces i think...does that mean
>i'm gonna die soon?
>
> >10. Siblings: 2
>
> >11. Pets: 1 dog and a cat that just chills outside...
>sara calls her hooters
>
> >12. Hair Color: supposely brown uderneath all the
>bleach...its time to change the color though...i hate
>my hair
>
> >13. Hair Length: uh...short
> >17. Do you find yourself attractive? not unless i
>close my eyes and call myself brad pitt
> >18. Do you find yourself ugly? well i usually find
>myself opening my eyes and realizing i'm not brad
> >19. Do others find you attractive? when i'm me or
>when i'm brad?
> >20. Do you have a g/f or a B/F? not really right
>now.. but hopefully soon if things work out
>right..yeah..darn
> >21. If so.. What is -their- name?
> >23. Did you send this to your crush? hell no
> >24. Where do you shop the most? telegraph...no my mom
>doesn't shop for me! i swear!
> >25. Do you think your fashion is cool? sure do (the
>powder blue pants pete...oh shit your train pants)
> >26. Do you have any piercing(s)? it closed up and ran
>away during soccer season
> >27. Where do you want more? my penis..no just kidding
>
> >28. Do you have a tattoo? Nope
> >29. Do you do drugs? a little mary jane here and
>there
> >31. Who is your best friend(s)? the crew
> >32. Who is your best friend(s)-guys? isn't that a
>repeat?
> >33. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you
>use..? what ever the hell is in the shower...who knows
>if i'm really even using shampoo...i just pick up the
>container and sqeeze whatever is in it.
> >34. What sport do u do the most?lacrosse, soccer,
>skate and snowboard
> >35. What are you most scared of? richard simmons in a
>thong
> >36. How many phones are in your house? 8
>maybe...thats what it adds up to...but that sounds
>like alot
> >37. How many TV's do you have in your house? 4
> >38. What are you listening to right now:this fucking
>awesome CD dan brockage made for me of all these tight
>ass punk covers
> >39. Who are you talking to right now? No one :(
> >41. Do you have your own phone line?i got my own
>cell... does that count?
> >42. Do you shave? yes...planet of the apes scared me
>into it
> >43. What shoes do you wear? jesus didn't wear shoes
> >44. What clothes do you sleep in? clothes? who sleeps
>in clothes? i know i don't...
> >45. What car do you have? black jeep
>
> >46. Who is the last person who called: lauren...oh
>how am i so lucky
>
> >47. If you could change anything about yourself what
>would it be? my hair...i was thinking of going bob
>marley style dreds...i heard the girls dig 'em...or
>not..
>
> >51. Who do you really hate: can't hate, you mean
>strongly dislike? oh yeah well how about one jerome
>souza...that asshole
> >FAVORITES:
> >52. Color: dark blue i guess
> >53. Number: 21
> >54. Band/group/singer(s): too many
> >55. Movie(s): debbie does dallas...do porno flicks
>count? ha j/k
> >56. Candy: twix...you know when you eat the carmel
>first and then the chocolate and then the cookie! but
>i heard that causes cancer (laura)
> >58. TV shows: jack ass
> >59. Food: hmmmm...food...i love food
> >60. Fast Food: taco bell and jack in the box
> >61. Girl Names: uh..hmmm..if i have a girl than they
>are gonna be in trouble b/c the only name coming to
>mind right now is bob
> >62. Boy Names: ben and his last name will be
>dover..haha get it?
> >63. Radio Station: live 105.3 and 104.9
>
> >64. CD or Tape: why do they rock so hard?
> >66. Store: k-mart...actually i don't believe i have
>ever actually been in there...how sad...natalie
>portman had a baby in walmart or kmart or one of those
>in a movie... and she is hot
> >67. Body Scent: sweaty hairy mad love making scent...
>is that even one?
> >68. Ice Cream Flavor:choco chip
> >69. Teacher: fr.malo for christian sex... best class
>too
> >70. Game: twister..."oops i didn't mean to fall on
>you and grab your..."
> >71. Saying: "you can pick your friends and you can
>pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends noses"
>
> >HAVE YOU EVER:
> >72: Loved somebody so much it makes u cry? negative
> >73. Smoked? yes
> >75. Drank and got drunk? oh yeah thats a regular
>weekend here
> >76. Broke the law? well considering the questions i
>answered above...
> >77. Ran from the cops? a many of times..like once a
>month at the jumps
> >79. Stole something? in a canada i stole a beenie..i
>felt bad about it though and i had the money too...its
>still a touchy subject..not really though; its a tight
>hat.
> >80. Tried to kill yourself? no
> >81. Made yourself throw up? No
> >83. Been in love? not really sure
> >84. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? all i
>can say is i wish i was a girl so i could do that and
>get out of a speeding ticket...damn you julie
> >WHAT FIRST COMES TO MIND:
> >85. Red: the color red
> >86. Cow: a cow
> >87. Pig: a pig...maybe even babe cause he is talking
> >88. Rubber: well that one speaks for itself..some
>kind of protection used in a certain devious act
>maybe...
> >89: Socks: top drawer on the right...or maybe left
> >90. Mirror: that evil queen with the poison apple
> >WHICH IS WORSE:
> >91. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?oh
>god they are both pretty bad in my opinion..not to
>mention they are guys!
> >92. Having your tonsils or Appendix removed?
>appendix.. isn't that in the back of books yo?
> >93. Who is your crush? that information is highly
>classified
> >94. Who is the person that sent this to you?
>flora...or cindy..both i think
> >95. What do you think of the person who sent this to
>you? whoa they are like totally narly dude
> >96. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
>isn't that like the same question as above? well of
>course i like them!
> >97. Do you like filling these out? not really! but it
>was either this or pick my nose and watch re-runs of
>the happy days when the fonz was cool..
-girly-