Chad's Top 10 ways to Get the Girl. 1.) Shoot giant Teddy Bears out of a cannon at her when she is walking to your house. 2.) Rob a local flower ship and steal her some pretty roses. Then make the old ladies that work there eat the roses. 3.) Bring a video camera to Mardi Gras and pay a drunk, underaged girl to write a love message for your woman on her breats so you can film it. 4.) Kidnap her dog and shave "I love you" into it's fur. 5.) Write a sexy message on her ass backwards when she is sleeping so when she calls you the next day and complains about the message you can say "Ha ha! You look at your own butt in the mirror!." 6.) Sneak into the zoo at night and slip viagra into the panda's food. Then, the next day, take the girl to the zoo to watch the Pandas hump the nuts out of eachother, and say that watching that is getting you in the mood. 7.) Make your woman her favorite dish, then put it on her chair so she sits on it. 8.) Find potato chips that resemble her, then give them to her with a sandwich that smells like her. 9.) Challenge your girl to a game of strip Nintendo. Play against her at your favorite video game and lose on purpose until you're in your underwear. Then play video games half naked like you do every sunday afternoon. Chicks dig that. 10.) Spray paint her name all around town, so when the cops get mad they'll turn to her. Then, bake her a cake when she's in jail. Chicks like it when you bake them things.