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8:16 Saturday Morning   Look out! Behind you! AN OVEN! I reckon sneezes are like orgasms. what with the buildup and all. And then when you let it out, that's the orgasmic part. Only because you feel really disappointed if you feel like sneezing and you get the build up and suddenly the sneeze is gone. Well, I do anyway. That's just the way it is with sneezes. I'm too hyper for this. My Coppelia ticket only cost me $30, so I've got a $20 to spare! woot woot! Mum owes me $10! yay! woot woot! what with all my good deeds and whatnot. I got to see caleb yesterday, that's good. "What if I adore you?" "That's fine, I already adore you." ----------------- 8:46 a.m. I always was susceptible to peer pressure. Yeah, due to popular demand (as in one person), i am showing my face. You poor people.:D ----------------- 11:37 a.m. the smell of coffee makes me hungry like whoa!
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good choice of song to have been listening to whilst writing. like the skatalites?
;P
i've gotta say, i'm not disappointed, you are quite pretty. you match the sexy belly to a tee.
;P
Awesome analogy! Sneezes do seem a lot like orgasms. I hate when I have to sneeze and can't let it out. Haha.

♥Dizzle
like?
;P
p.s. i'm obsessed with your belly.
yummy.
you look hott!....but you always did..so...yeah..um.....I meant I blew off Ber... I should specify and not assume that everyone knows what I'm talking about...I'm getting my hair prof. straightened tonight. I'm going to post picture, so you can see..cuz it's looks good when it's straight or something.../lol
I love you.
gahsdlkfhalsdjflkajs you are so pretty! haha.

if this caleb boy does ever come and visit i would like to meet him. he sounds cute.

this is a very pointless comment.

you can only be my friend forever if i can be your friend forever=) hehe

okay. i miss you! and i love you! have a rad day! you r0x my s0x!
Randomly stumbled across your diary. You're neat so I'm adding you. I also like sneezing.
that's rad, showing your face and all. you may have just inspired me to do the same... we'll see.
ahhh! comparing sneezes to orgasms. that's quite scary to me. my sneezes today have been painful and haven't benefited me in the least. then again, new zealand sneezes may be just the opposite..
rock on, ///skipper
hungry for lurve...
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A sneeze is supposed to be an eighth of an orgasm. So go forth and sneeze freely. :oD

You really do learn something new every day...
You're pretty. =)

And don't worry about the anonymous thing, I think I would've worked out that it was you. =)
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sneezed and orgasms? he he he, silly, yet clever, girl.


i really really like that picutre of you. it looks really really good and the look on your face with your "body language" or whatever you want to say, looks good. yeah.
ah ha.. i see what you mean. yes, the build up factor is very much the same. songs can be rather orgasmic too, like the live version of "covered in rain" by john mayer has this awesome solo that starts off subdued and eventually builds into this fast tempo that's just... ahh, excuse me. ///skipper
I agree with the sneezes and orgams thing... makes alot of sence 8-) haha