1:21 Early Wednesday Afternoon (4 November 2009)
MAINE! AAUGH!
I was watching the Jeff Dunsomething show. That one on comedy central with the ventriloquist? i don't know why because it was mostly some guy's racism and ignorance masked by shoving his hand some puppet arses.
anyway a few days later I was driving to Provo and passed a minivan with one of the puppets (a dead terrorist named Ahmed, I think?) that said "I KEEL YOU" and then another sticker below it that said "shut up hippie"
It says a lot about that minivan, doesn't it. let's generalize everything but ourselves as negatively as possible and arbitrarily hate everything that is different to us.
speaking of hating people who are different, Gays! and Maine! Fuck you all. this country is for the birds.
Totally going to atleast TRY to visit you on boxing day. My uncle and his family will be here Christmas eve. Ugh. I miss you so damn much. Just uber glad that you're even going to make it here this summer. We shall have to plan at least one epic wedding party for you.
Hahaha, the only pregnancy dream I had was when a doctor told me I was and I cried lots and told my mom and I wanted to abort it. It really sucked and made me not want to have a sex dream ever again.
Jeff Dunham. Talented puppeteer, no doubt, but yes, annoying and unPC as hell.
Ps. Congratulations on graduating soon!
If hormones make me love infants, then I would like to have my hormones removed please. Ew.
Graduation ceremonies are uber dull but I wouldn't say they were too impersonal. Me and Bryan drank for hours after his and had a long deep conversation which was great fun. It's kindof cool being initiated into the deadly real world then coming back and being a postgrad. But yes, incredibly dull and blah, but I did it for the parentals who like photographic memories of things, I guess.
I failed so bad at being a geisha whore at James's party.
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