pickle fart brain

Feeling: jaded
so i went to school. and then i realized there was a huge hole in the croch area of my pants....and i did not have underwear on. "how does this happen?" i thought... so then i went to the bathroom and put on my polo suit and wore that under my clothes for the rest of the day because i didnt feel like people seeing my naked vagina all day. i would like to have a rat. i would like to have a rat and name him Smitty, and everytime i said his name it would sound like "Shmitty" and i'd have this stupid accent...but that's just me. i have a green jacket and you dont...and if you do then you're...special?... i wrote three poems last night because my father decided to yell at me for not doing my homework and eating disgusting strawberry waffers and drinking applejuice. so i decended into my room and sat on my black bed and wrote some poems with my black sharpie. that's all i have to say right now. -amanda
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hahaha all your pants with the holes in the crotch that you showed me from your get rid of pile!!! How does that happen to so many pairs??? i luv it!
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