"this is nifkok news and its time for your weekend update..." ook so lets get right into it. finals are here, theres no escaping them...but since most people didnt study and/or dont seem to care about them, its time to sit back and say fuck it cuz there are 2 days left of school! TOMORROW = my birthday...gonna be fun, especially while im sitting in cerquieaiaura's overly freezing classroom, taking her bull-shit final. yeah right. well anyways, im just looking forward to waking up at 5 in the morning and demanding my parents for my presents. but something got me thinking this weekend. i was talking to my mom about my birthday, and i realized that we seriously dont deserve presents on our birthday. i mean, we're getting money and a shitload of gifts for something we didnt do. not trying to gross you out, but its not our fault our parents got horny one night and made a little fetus thing. so shouldnt they be getting the presents? if it wasnt for them, we wouldnt have been born. not like im against presents or anything...but some food for thought so there. i have ruskiy tonight, i think this will be the last time i see my beloved turnip for quite a while. i will cherish it. and since i finally told her what i want for my hannukah gift, itll be a nice present for when i finally see her. btw, rebecca - mental note - what do u want for ur birthday? im eating a crab cake right now, theyre damn good and im freaking out about the end of school. im happy, but im sad too. what if all the friendships i made this year are completely lost during a long summer of not talking? hopefully that wont happen, but this is the pessimist speaking out. the plans are as follows: friday, june 18th, leave for russia some day of the week, july 6th, arrive at home saturday, july 16th, leave for brown saturday, august 6th (or 7th??), come back to the del then 2 of those weeks im in ohio...so gimme some madd holleration if u wanna hang out any time in between. im gonna miss all of y'all so much. oh man, this makes me in the mood for some clay aiken. oh oh. no wait, that would be rebecca and her completely awful taste in music. u really disgust me kid. (noo ya tebya vse ravno lyooblyoo, chmock y chaika). here are my goals for next year: -read more russian -STUDY -dont watch tv when i get home and become a potato -read more...english -run a lot more and a whole bunch of other stuff... "this has been nifkok news with your weekend update, thank you and goodnight." P.S. (i dont know why im doing that, its not like im writing a letter or anything) -coincidentally, after having a dsicussion with alex about the infamous bad-pitt-gives-a-girl-her-first-orgasm scene in thelma and louise, lo and behold, it was playing on tv. After sitting through some of the most boring scenes EVER, we finally arrived at the part where brads standing with his shirt off, right above THELMA, (wtf. Such an ugly name) ready to take the big plunge, right when they start making out, they cut to susan sarandon and some elvis-look alike making out..ew, no one cares. Do they really think we prefer to watch brad pitt or elvis? Come the fuck on people. Someone needs to talk to those people at AMC about what theyre doing with their movies. I think im going to right them a letter.