operation laxative.

Listening to: radiohead - bones
Feeling: used
i saw this in sammys profile and i love it: "the child that the couple had had, had had had breakfast." please dont tell me that theres an extra had. there isnt, and no. now there are two things that i am going to tell you: 1. i am a VERY bad person 2. i am VERY pleased with myself why? following an apocalypse-type fight with BOTH of my parents, i did the following: - very carefully and strategically poured breadcumbs all over my parents bed. my dad sleeps shirtless & i guarantee that he will feel them and it WILL be a fun night. -and i am oh so proud of this one. put a few packets of orange flavoured laxative in the orange juice. ; - ] ---------------------------------------------- POST Operation Laxative: Apparently, i do posess a sympathetic heart deep within the depths of my cruel soul. I poured the OJ out. ---------------------------------------------- happy sweet 16 to everybody. it seems like there was a major baby boom in january 89, i guess people like to get it on in the months of april and may more than any other month. anyway, happy birthday to all of you, whoever you are. sorry for making you picture your parents getting jiggy. with it?? ---------------------------------------------- im expecting this entry to be fruitless as well, in terms of comments. but ive already gotten over it. and im ok with the fact that my friends are terrible, and they all suck. ---------------------------------------------- and also, im addicted to my new radiohead cds. and im beginning to feel like a little beggar child. i never bring lunch and i never bring money...and i always end up mooching (haha mooch. what a fun word) money or food off of people. i got a whole sandwich today and it was damn good. ---------------------------------------------- certain things have got me down. thats ok though, i have chemistry on my side.
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terrible...but at least u poured out the laxative. If u were my kid id prob eat u b/c asian people eat their babies ya kno--steph
[Anonymous]
Yes! You bought an entire sandwich! Ah, it had pickles too didn't it.. -Nicole
[Anonymous]
you are lovely and beautiful and witty and clever. i love you lets hang out more. love gabbriella.
[Anonymous]
no erally i admire you so much, and i think you deserve so much appreication love gabriella
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