this will not get you laid if u are a girl looking for someone to lie on top of you: lets make babies i hit a baseball in gym today, it was a moment of clarity for me, i feel like things are going to change now that john nacarlo helped me find my inner athlete. yea i think i surpised everyone with that one. when john said that he'd give me extra credit for hitting the ball, i bet he had no idea he'd actually end up reaching for the gradebook. summer tiiiiime and my room is freezing. sing it to doin time fri is gwen and akon. i wonder if akon will hump another underage girl on stage. if so, maybe me please??? im done with AP tests. its weird. i already miss them, its so much better to take a test than sit in class staring at my feet or rj when im trying to make him feel uncomfortable. im noticing a pattern among boys and that is that they are acting really fuckin gay. (sdkjjeffreysdkjgh) pretty soon theyll be walking down hallways holding hands like its nothing and i will be confused and wonder where did all the straight boys go? i want more hours at work. its the only exercise i get and the only time im actually a productive member of society. and i like having the right to hate people when they fuck up my walls. the downside is im turning into a teeny bopper and there will soon be nsync posters on my wall again. when this happens i hope the people close to me will stage an intervention because although it is okay for me to like nsync in secret, once i make it public like that, there is a problem and something must be done. i want a brownie but i dont know how to cook. doesnt the fact that im a girl mean brownies and cookies should magically appear every time i touch a jar of flour. im assuming thats what boyz think and im sorry to say its not true but i wish it was because thats a sterotype i have no problem with. i want a cake, i might get mommy princess to take care of my neeeeeeds just because i cannot fucking wait for anything, here are countdowns: gwen/akon - 2 days prom (countdown for when its over) - 18 grad - 35 away - i cant do this anymore its depressing me how far away everything is. i have a month left of doing absolutely nothing in school and patty is still counting absences but im pretty sure she cant count higher than 10 fingers