cheesus christ, mulan is pestering me to update this. i havent updated in a while though cuz i was all out of juice. thankfully, she made some juice out of her right hand in my Champion Juicer, now i have some juice to last me some time. "im juicing u, slosh goop gobble gulp" thanks bif. ...wasnt the last entry precious? yes it was quite an adventure now wipe that out of your dumb little heads. whats been happening? besides being witness to the exposure of a rather large buttocks today, nothing. i think i will be haunted for life though. question - if your little (or BIG) bottom is exposed, dont you feel it? dont you feel that nice cool air blowing at your rear? you do? ok well then cover up, your little butt butt might get a cold and in turn disease all of us with buttigitis. right. unless you think your gadonkadonk is pretty, for the record, it isnt, put your pants back on. right. so many birthdays coming up, so little time to buy presents, i need to get r.j. a belated birthday present for her birthday in april. im a good friend. i made chef a letter with glitter today. it has a glitter fish on it, its very pretty, i think glitter knows how to capture my creativeness. my basement is bigger than our public library. your basement is bigger than our public library. my room is bigger than our public library. my bathroom is bigger than our public library. my toilet is bigger than our public library. today is channukah. when i create the first royal council of jews we will decide once and for all what the correct and ONLY spelling of this joyous holiday will be. that entry was completely devoid of any corrext punctuation, i cant look at it or else i might throw up, i dont know why, im, putting, commas, in random, places, right now. i think my pop up blocker is on strike. its definitely been slacking, im getting popups, i dont like it one bit. no i do not like green eggs and ham. actually, i dont know why he would say that, being that he had never tried green eggs and ham. that pisses me off...when people dont like things they havent had any experience with. stop doing that u people are gay! mahahahah. i had hannukah gelt today, i think my duties as a jew for today are completed. of course maybe a little maneschewitz and gefilte wont hurt whatever this is stupid IM GAY as A BIRD HYPER HYPER HYPER FUCKER HYPER! YAY a charlie brown xmas is on tonight? are u shitting me u stupid fucks? are u taking a big dump on hannukah purposely?!?! there are like 7 weeks left till your stupid 1 DAY of christmas. you get a tree in your house! YAY! i have trees standing outside my house thank you very much. put on your yamalkas. allla bim bim boom ba ba