happy xmas guys. i do it english style...happy christmas is soo much better than merry christmas. some people are retarded. when im asked questions like "do you get sad on christmas?" or "what do you do on christmas day?" i struggle to keep myself from chopping that person up into a matzo ball. first of all. christmas is such a commercialized holiday. theres all this build up for one stupid little day. not even day...MORNING. cuz thats when you wake up and look under the tree to open the presents that santa (invented by coca cola) brought you. gimme a break. first of all, (and i know i said this already) i dont see the point of a christmas tree. i see no difference between having a tree outside your house and having one inside your house except for that fact that you get that after effect of pine needles all over your carpet. its not like you can go outside and find menorahs sprouting next to your bushes. ha ha. so thats my christmas rant. i actually like the holiday...it makes people happy and thats always good. the only reason i have for disliking it is that all the stores shut down, leaving s jews with nothing better to do than partake in christian activities such as watching some log burn on tv. yay! but i do love the holidays. liz got me a vibrator. about 1 1/2 inches, perfect for even the smallest of vaginas and come on now, isnt that ever so important? we've already been to richards way three times this week to show it off to friends and such. have you no shame people? i didnt think so. this week will be pretty eventful i hope. monday is skiing with my favorite vegetable. and for a few days this week i will be visiting my favorite bostonian from brown in massachusetts where she will hopefully corrupt me even more...and stuff. for now, im happy. also. my parents are thinking of buying some place in ech florida and they might be flying over there for a few days. leaving me completely alone. oh no! whatever shall i do? knowing me, i'll probably sit at home and watch tv..but if anyone has any slightly less boring ideas, holler at me pimp. i got nothing else to say-im all outta juice.