Here is the story of stephanie chen. First of all, she must be really special. Cuz I don’t just put anyones name in here, and im putting hers in. ive decided that its her turn to have an entry dedicated to her. Mainly because ive beaten her so much that the only body part she can use is her eyes. Im sorry. I don’t know what to do about the abuse, but im considering counseling. I love this girl. She knows everything about everyone and whats going on in the inner gossip circuit of hhs. Probably because shes the nosiest person ive ever met and has to know everything. This works out well for me because im considerate of everyones privacy and never bother them. Unlike her. So we fit well together. Chef is also my 2nd mommy. When we’re done with our hw at 2 3 4 5 6 or even 7 in the morning, chef likes to tuck me in. over the phone. The system is great, she gets me all snuggled up. But we mustn’t forget her toothbrush that eats her mouth. And stephie is the only person who can listen to me going to the bathroom without turning the sinks on. Not like I go to the bathroom or anything. Chef is very tall. Sometimes, if I just reach out really high and stretch my whole body and arms out, I can pat her on top of her head. But when she wears her heels, forget about it. Speaking of heels, this is one stylish little woman. She likes to wear yellow a lot. I think its because she was a duck in her last life, but maybe im wrong. But you cant really see the color of any of her tops because theyre all so small. Its like little specks of a shirt. But that’s ok, I like to look at her hoo ha’s. steph is also magical. She doesn’t have one hair on her body. NO WHERE. It doesn’t grow. Maybe its because she doesn’t shower…and as we all know, if you want something to grow, you have to water it. That’s ok though, my nose is stuffy whenever im with her anyway so I cant smell her. Why is my nose stuffy? Because shes always sick, and her germs have a physical attraction to my body and especially my nose. Or as cheffie says, dohze. Steph is also a valley girl. You will never hear a simple “shut up” come out of her mouth. Instead, its more like “shut upuh!” but that’s still alright, because steph is a little smarty. Shes in AP and likes to tell me how easy it is. Even though I know shes struggling to keep her 98 average. The poor thing. she also thinks she sounds clever when she says things like "pibbity cock a poo poo" and "bejeebies." i dont think she knows that pibbity is not a real word, but, again, thats ok, because steph knows lots of words. Basically, I love her, and even though shes making me come to her sweet sixteen, I will always love her, and I might even chop off one of her feet or something just so I will always have a piece of her with me.