yesterday was fun. so our big plan was to go to ny and get some shiet done. well, the train was to leave at 5:04 and s.chen came to get me and jamie at 5:02. we drove like fucking madmen to the station. we almost killed some grandma who drove at the speed of a fucking turtle. we pulled in and jumped out of the car, ran across cars and train tracks, and saw the train doors pretty much slammed in our faces. the bitchy conductor looked at us from inside, shook his head like "no, you stupid fuckers." whatever, the next train was soon. while waiting for the train, i almost got raped. fine. we got into the train, finally. and who did we meet? lafonda. if that woman wasn't the definition of beauty, i don't know what is. she played games with us, like telling us to get our feet off the seats or else we'd get thrown off the train. that was pretty fun. i really liked how shiny her two teeth were. oh fondy. we got off el tren and went to some skeevy ass chinese restaurant that finds rocks on the street and serves them as dumplings. so then we went to some stores blah blah. we realized that the place we needed to be at was 3rd street, and we were on 33rd or something like that. our goal was to walk the 30 blocks without stopping once. so at some big ass intersection, we gave s.chen the split-second decision: to cross, or not to cross? - to cross. we ran across and almost got run over by a screeching taxi. we ended up at the piercing place and saw some gross guys covered in tatoos and piercings. and then we went in blah blah blah and went down into some shitty little room where some guy wrestled my tongue down and finally made a hole in it. it didnt hurt or anything, so miss carly decided to get her belly button pierced as well. im not gonna lie, we came out of that place feeling like we were the shit. we walked the 30 blocks back to penn station and missed our stop. we ended up stranded and had some awesome people pick us up. we got back home at one. some people come over and proceeded to get trashed. i, of course couldnt, so i watched everyone act like comeplete shitheads. at four in the morning i woke up on my sofa with mr. and mrs. smith playing and someone on the floor snoring ridiculously loudly. i decided to move the people to my room so we wouldnt get woken up by the sun at the butt crack of dawn and when i got there, someone was already in my bed so i was a bit confused. i left and slept in my parents room. a few hours later, s.chen an i woke up around the same time. she came down to see me, and the random kid came out of my room, thoroughly confused and awkward, he basically ran out like a bad one-night stand. i couldnt think of a more interesting way to put this, but it was all actually very fun. ...im sure steph has this copyrighted or something by now but im putting her myspace blog in here too cuz no ones gonna read it otherwise :-DDDDDDDD warning this is a long/boring one for those that weren't there but im writing it so i wont forget. Feb 3, 2006 started off with carly running out of her house naked. Then there was some serious speeding to niki's house until we got stuck behind this guy going really slow. So we attempted to pass him even though there was a double yellow line and almost died when a car came at us. Of course after screaming my head off carly goes...you couldve made it (note to self dont ride in her car). Ok so then we arrive at nikis pick her and jamie up and head to the train station to catch the 5:04 train. It was now 5:03. So there was more speeding and then some illegal parking when i finally get to the damn station and see the train sitting there. We run up to the train as the door shuts in our face and the conductor just shakes his head no like haha sucks to be you shits. Then carly runs off with her bf (who was there cuz she forgot her money) to lock up her house. Jamie and i go to my car to search for my phone and niki almost gets raped at the platform. Of course i save her and then a little spanish woman comes up to us. "yo quiero akdfjweivg;alkdjfoiejf;aisdjfawieaghdiofuajweoifj" Niki: "No se. no se. no sabemos" Jamie: "Nueva York that way". hahaha. Alright so finally the train comes and we get on and we meet the one and only LAFONDA. damn this train employee was sexy with her 2 teeth. She pretty much threatened to kick us off the train cuz we propped our feet up on the chairs. We will speak of her again later that night. So we finally make it into the city...first stop shady chinese food place, and then some shopping. Next stop was the piercing place so we decide to walk the fucking 30 blocks there. As we are walking we attempt to play the "dont stop" game where we jaywalk a lot and of course i am given the opportunity to make one decision and so im like run it! Annnd we almost all died as the taxi came full speed at us. haha thankfully we make it to the place in one piece but then we procede to make some holes. Actually only two of us did but me being the good little asian i am just sat there and held everyones hand. So we walk out feeling like the shit, did the 30 blocks back and passed by lots of skeevy homeless people...my favorite being "damn you ladies are beautiful...even the asian one" lolol what a sweet guy. We get back on the train and have a good ass time. We hear lafonda come on the loudspeaker thing and shes all giggly and shit probably getting busy with the conductor. We discuss how interesting getting head must be from that 2 tooth woman. haha and i learned a lot about my girls. Like if a rapist came at us carly would throw me at him. But not to worry jamie would come rescue me with her pipe. haha so we were having so much fun that we miss our stop and end up sitting outside at like 1 in the morning waiting for some people to come get us. lol all in all it was a lot of fun mainly cuz it was so fucked up. I love my girls! Actually the night didnt even end there for niki and i there were some visitors, some alchy, and some interesting snoring too.