the decemberists sound so russian its unbelievable. theres a russian band called the decemberists...in russian. so hey from ohio. it really sucks to realize how half of your family consists of really bad people and you want nothing to do with them but you know that cant happen because theyre your family and youre supposed to love them. some of my family members are really mean people. and i dont like them very much. im on the water diet. this means that i eat nothing but water. bahahah! no, it just means that from now on, i'll be drinking a shitload of water. at least 4 water bottles a day whichc is about 2 liters. today i drank 6. bottles no liters. ive recently began touching my bird. ohh naughty! no, i mean ive been petting him and stuff. and he likes me a lot. he follows me around now its kind of cute. my grandma tried to give him papaya and he bit her. i dont think ill be touching him again for a while hes a scary fucker. i dont know if its because im finding out that the kid i like/d is an idiot or if its just because i havent seen him in a few days, but i dont like him anymore. does this sound like im an 11 year old? i think it does. well im kinda over the whole thing. but i guess when i see him again on monday or tuesday or whenever the fuck i see him ill become a stupid freak again. oh well. such is my life. nip/tuck next week is gonna be good. just thought id let you know. you wanna hear something funny? to clevelanders, (aka my grandma whom i have addressed earlier in this entry. cough) new jersey is the middle of nowhere. upon hearing this i choked on a chicken bone and had to be rushed to the hospital. when the chicken bone was removed i thought about what she said and choked again. im sorry, what? the middle of nowhere? are you fucking kidding me? listen, just because i dont have direct access to all my 239487 relatives about whom i honesltly DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT from nj, and because i cant come to their house to celebrate their 27th fucking wedding anniversary or something as ridiculous as that every other week, i live in the middle of nowhere? oh, im sorry, i have a big house in the suburbs, and i have to drive a little bit if i want to go somewhere? too damn bad! i hate it when people put my life down and talk about how bad it is to be me and live where i live. listen, if you have a problem with it, dont live in holmdel mother fucker! its just that easy. ok so now forget everything ive said, copy and paste it and throw it in my fucking grandmothers face. i have a bone to pick with her today and i fear that i might get thrown out of the kofman family. OH DEAR! next order of business. i think im going shopping with my dad today. this is a landmark..uhhh..occurrence. nytimes should be there goddarnmndmnit. how was trans math test? what spanish hw did i miss? how many line of physics hw should i do for mon? how many ush quizzes did dooley give and what were they about? how was the english quiz on monday? when is the next psych test? these are the questions i have about life. heres the deal. i really dont hate my family. im just a little angry. that some of my family is/are?? such vermin. another question. why do people IM me, ask me questions, and then stop talking? are you stupid? or did you just have to run to the fucking bathroom for a few hours. why why why? these are the questions you should ask yourself.