i think porn is the cure for absolutely everything. if youre feeling shitty, it makes you happy. if youre feeling bitchy, you can make fun of the disgusting people fake-fucking each other and you feel so much better. if youre feeling horny but youre ugly and no one wants to bang you, watch porn. whatever, porn amuses me. my life would be so much easier if i was a 40 year old trucker who lived with his mom and drank beer all day. or if i was a lesbian because the models in my victorias secret catalogue are HOT and i would have so much fun with that shit if i was into girls. but i am not, so moving on.. anyway, im so bored with my life. everything about it is ridiculous. ahh but im so fucking awesome too, chef and i finally named my complex: cocknoconf...if you knew me youd understand..but now that i look at it, its a really shitty name and chef - we need to re-group and think of something less dumb. so this is something really attractive: http://xotcho.free.fr/photos/idiot.jpg i need to call someone and bitch for a few hours... put on your smoking jacket