first off, i will just say that the change in the url of this site is really causing me mental problems. moving right along, im in ohio. no, we do not grow potatoes, nor is everyone over 60 here. ok maybe the second factoid is a lie, but i can honestly say that whoever asked me if i come to ohio to grow potatoes is wrong and a complete idiot, ugh. go hang out in the middle of a street or something dipshit. my grandparents just celebrated their 45th marriage anniversary last night, it was really special and i'm not being sarcastic. how two people can stay in love for over 45 years completely goes against everything i have based my life on the last 64+ years of my life and im very very confused. i cant like a guy for more than a few weeks and here are two people who are completely infatuated with each other after having been together for so long. i wont bore you with the details or talk about love cuz i know how we all hate love. but heres what i will say: the way teenagers dance is at times gross and usually always resembling the act of..SEX. and thats fine, whatever. to the guys, i say, spread your semen! gun ho! but come on...you must realize that there is a time and a place for planting the seed. if you wish to impregnate...or simply...penetrate a young woman..and do stuff to her.. flower..dont do it at the birthday party of a 95 year old man named nikolai petrovich. explaining: my g-parents party was held in a russian party room with some other much smaller parties (95 year old man) as well as a bar filled with youngsters. these youngsters go onto the dance floor and proceed to sex dance in front of all these octogenarians. it was gross, and im sure if the old men didnt have heart attacks from it, they felt a little bone in their lower regions acting up for the first time in a while. so yeah. i said some toast in russian it was sweet blah blah i love them yadda yadda, coolcool. next order of business. i think i officially have my first girl crush. im in loooove with alexis bledel. not in the lesbian ooh i wanna feel her coochie sort of way but i just think shes oh so so so gorgeous and i want to be her and stare at her cuz she is so pretttttty. STRAIGHT. the glasses i bought for 5$ in new york were imitation chanel. i looked them up online theyre about 270$ please buy them for me. http://chanel.com/fashion/en-us/index.php?goto=3 theyre called 5088B i named them fred im becoming quite attached.