guess whos back back back! mhm. anyway, ive suddenly become bored with the whole diary scene, so im guessing my entries will be a lot less frequent but never mind that. WHERE to BEGIN!? -ode to iberostar- iberostar, i came to you as just a sick little thing i wanted to try your alchohol but the antibiotics would make it sting. i couldnt talk, my voice was lost, i couldnt even sing. alas! your shows we saw, at 9:30 every night they sang the 'malay bala' song so many times it haunted me with fright. sometimes the show would suck your ass, when you showed aladdin, it was sad. but lip sincing contests didnt blow, that was, perhaps, my favorite show. and yes of course, i must confess, your food was SCANDALOUS too! i ate your bacon, shrimps and clams...all on passover - boo! you gave me lots of fatty stuff that i never get at home. when i ate the bacon, my mom looked at me and gasped as she said 'oh no!' the animals you showed to me were beautiful as well you had flamingos, cats and turtles and turkeys that came from hell! right in the middle of some jungle, iberostar, you were. my hair was straight, outside i went, up in the air it would go. for in the jungle, yes you were, where pretty things would grow. but humidity was hiding there..and i wanted to kill it, i swear. now its time to talk about the girls of whom we always made fun (of) they wore their bracelets inside out, but we still knew they werent 21! the pool was huge, the size of the moon and the ocean was pretty too. i swam in there, although i knew that in it many people had made a poo. room service was the shit..or so we thought till we ordered it. we got our plates, all 300 of them and tasted what we had asked for. we had thought the truth, for then we knew that it was indeed..shit. now i must refer back to the song that haunted us so often for 'malay bala' - whatever it was, was played probably aroung 345,450,435,458 times a year. the first time it made us want to dance and the sencond, third, fourth and fifth time too. but after time 501, we knew that the song was through. and then of course how could i forget 'heeeeyyyyy heyyy baby! i wanna knoooow if youll be my girl' - as the lovely words of ringo starr dear ringo, im sure ud be happy to know that your song is being played 700 times in a row. the star friends were the best, OH YEA! with their terrible renditions of she bangs and what not but how can we not love them after suffering the sweat of the black light show where NOOOBODY KNOWS why the things are floating in the air. and one last thing i must explain before my poems end our lovely towel sculptures left by our wonderful male maid. there were swans, a dog, an elephant too, and even a little basket. they were so pretty, lemme tell you, we didnt even use them! im sure that nobody of you who are reading this right now are compredhending what i say except for turnip offlog. but iberostar, i must say, i will always love you! that pretty much covers spring break up till now. of course i am tan and burnt and peeling like an orange and all is well. my throat hurts and i have 4 tests to study for but guess what! i ate like a pig and didnt gain any weight HIP HIP HOORAY! its been so strange..since we got back, my mom has been on this amazing cooking strike. yesterday we had pizza, today for lunch china, and for dinner we had japan! i still havent unpacked and i probably wont till i have to leave for college which will be good cuz i wont even have to pack then wooo hoooo. im beginning to rethink what i was saying about not updating..we'll see how that goes. i dont think anyone cares cuz no one reads this but that OK! the weather here is gross. i got a bloody nose. YO!