heres a little rant/pet peeve. i have officially ruled out soffe shorts as appropriate apparel for anywhere other than gym, sleep, or being around the house in. as i have the final word on anything to do with fashion, and hip style, you must all listen to this and obey. (i kid you not) i cant look at soffes anymore. you're all like little lemmings wearing the same exact things in the same exact colors and it makes me dizzy. i come to school and i see 100 of the same person. how about a little creativity! i'd rather see every stinking one of you people come to school in underwear than all wearing soffes. with wife-beaters. jesus christ. wife-beaters are uber cool. you can do so many things in them like walk, eat, beat wives, and whatever else. but NOT wear soffes. i know girls like to think that guys think theyre hot if they look like they dont try to look hot..by wearing soffes..but i think it looks lazy and sloppy. have some respect for your fellow peers by helping them recognize you by not wearing the same exact thing as every other person in the whole entire fucking world. except me. i'll probably be wearing something yellow or green. anyway. if youre my friend or i like you, disregard the above, cuz im probably too scared to tell you this to your face and i want to avoid confrontation. so you can wear whatever you like. i give you permission. mwahah. im also sick of "your mom" and anything to do with moms. we all have them in one way or another, and i love mine, so stop talking about having sex with her PLEASE. such phrases are so dead i cant even begin to explain. i think if i was a man, i would be the quintessential "get in the kitchen bitch" kind of man. im pretty sure thats a bad thing, i guess i should be more into womens rights but being that i am not yet a woman, and probably will never be, i dont give a shit about womens rights. besides that, i have no respect. except for old people cuz theyre the shit and i can relate to them. : - ] after rereading the last paragraph, i have come to the conclusion that i dont deserve friends or contact with people. i would probably be best off spending the rest of my life alone because im just the biggest fucking asshole i know. but everyone still loves me!!! i jaykay.