Listening to: Dead Zone on TV
Feeling: ready
Why do people suddenly assume that I care whether or not they had Oreo pie for dessert?
I have much more important things on my mind ...
Like do I bake the cookies without walnuts? Or do I bake the cookies WITH walnuts?
"Stop stressing, Seth. It's okay. Everything will be okay, Seth. You'll do fine."
... what the hell? What is WRONG with you people? I am NOT stressing over this - I just can't decide if I'm in the mood for nuts.
... and thus begins the sex jokes.
Moo.
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