If I were a month, I'd be: October – the epitome of Autumn If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Tuesday If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3 AM If I were a planet, I'd be: Venus, the evening star If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a seal If I were a direction, I'd be: up … or north, where the Aurora lies If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a rocking chair If I were a sin, I'd be: gluttony If I were a celebrity i'd be: Ewan McGregor If I were a liquid, I'd be: a chocolate milkshake If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow If I were a bird, I'd be: a scarlet tanager If I were a tool, I'd be: a socket wrench, easily adjustable to any situation If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a daisy – simple, beautiful, cheerful and wild If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a partly cloudy sunset on a crisp Autumn evening If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a faerie If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a piano – god’s instrument If I were an animal, I'd be: an artic fox If I were a color, I'd be: silver If I were an emotion, I'd be: eccentric If I were a vegetable, I'd be: zucchini If I were a sound, I'd be: cicadas If I were an element, I'd be: earth – harnessing all other elements and nurturing them, giving them a place to exist If I were a car, I'd be: a blue-green 93 Pontiac Sunbird If I were a song, I'd be: “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” by the Beatles If I were a movie, I'd be: Willie Wonka If I were a book, I'd be: Maniac MaGee by Jerry Spinelli … or Brave New World by Aldus Huxley If I were a food, I'd be: Wonton Soup If I were a place, I'd be: Cumberland Forest, Kentucky If I were a material, I'd be: fleece If I were a taste, I'd be: cinnamon If I were a scent, I'd be: dragon’s blood incense If I were a religion, I'd be: Wicca If I were a word, I'd be: Spiegel (pronounce “shpee-guhl” – it’s German for mirror) If I were an object, I'd be: a door If I were a body part, I'd be: the shoulder If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a thoughtful or concerned glance If I were a subject in school, I'd be: drama If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Soujiro Seta, Kira Sakuya, or Dilandau from Escaflowne If I were a shape, I'd be a: dodecahedron (12-sided polyhedron) … I don’t know. Some sort of polygon. If I were a number, I'd be: the number 9 … number 9 … number 9 … number 9 … number 9 …