Me and Thomas have started our own Pirate Fleet. Hes Captain Flapjack of the Sea-Spankin Juggernaut. And I'm Commodore Lindsey of the Ohshit! ship. Together we are the meanest Pirate-Vampires around. Pirate's Code: 1. Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity makes it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted. 2. Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the list on board of prizes, because over and above their proper share, they are allowed a shift of clothes. But if they defraud the company to the value of even one dollar in plate, jewels or money, they shall be marooned. If any man rob another he shall have his nose and ears slit, and be put ashore where he shall be sure to encounter hardships. 3. None shall game for money, either with dice or cards. 4. The lights and candles shall be put out at eight at night, and if any of the crew desire to drink after that hour they shall sit upon the open deck without lights. 5. Each man shall keep his piece, cutlass and pistols at all times clean and ready for action. 6. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man shall be found seducing one of the latter sex and carrying her to sea disguised, he shall suffer death. [Im an exception, 'cause I'm a Commodore] 7. He that shall desert the ship or his quarters in time of battle shall be punished by death or marooning. 8. None shall strike another aboard the ship, but every mans quarrel shall be ended on shore by sword or pistol in this manner: at the word of command from the Quartermaster, each man being previously placed back to back, shall turn and fire immediately. If any man do not, the Quartermaster shall knock the piece out of his hand. If both miss their aim, they shall take to their cutlasses, and he that draws the first blood shall be declared the victor. 9. No man shall talk of breaking up their way of living til each has a share of £1,000. Every man who shall become a cripple or loose a limb in the service shall have eight hundred pieces of eight from the common stock, and for lesser hurts proportionately. 10. The Captain and the Quartermaster shall each receive two shares of a prize, the Master Gunner and Boatswain, one and one half shares, all other officers one and one quarter share, and private gentlemen of fortune one share each. ------ I was kinda bored, and I was talking to Thomas and we decided that Vampire Pirates are cool. But I still have to convince John. Nothing really that exciting has happened to me lately. I've been bored most of the time. But my birthday is coming up soon. :)