Ok, so last night was awesome. Me and Kelsey didnt go to the dollar dance, but instead we went to Crestwood Mall. We had lots of fun being stupid. We turned heads wherever we walked. Someone wanted to take a picture with his camera phone thinger. we told him NO. we modeled on a model bathtub. then we got told not to sit on it. but not before getting some very strange looks and some very funny pictures. i remember a long time ago an article in the school newspaper about the guys in the booths at the mall that sell cellphones, and how they all seem to hit on almost every girl that passes. its true. one of them was like to me and kelsey YOO GUYS ARE PWETTYYY scary. they asked me if i wanted candy, and i took some. kelsey called me a dumbass because i actually ate it haha. well, i was hungry, and i didnt have much money. :)? my favorite store in the mall is earth wind & bead. we went there last night and i got a glass cube with the image in it of a woman holding a heart sitting in the moon. its pretty. last time the guy was rude, but he was very friendly this time. maybe because it was beltane? or maybe not. the guy in the dollar store acted like he knew me. it was kinda...scary. he was like YOU LOOK NICE! WHATS GOIN ON WITH THAT?? i was like ummm? and hes like you look way better than last weekend! ok. well, i havnt been to crestwood in a good 6 months. kelsey was just kind of staring at him in terror. i was like, um, i havnt been here in 6 months. and he said well you look way better than you did back then. right, like you could remember. and he called me mumi. he was mexican i think, i dunno. we left quickly. there was one cross eyed blonde guy who asked us how we were a good 50 times. he would be like how you guys? tight. before we could even say anything. there was a little 8 or so year old who was diggin in good up his nose in the mall. me and kelsey couldnt help but laugh. we tried so hard not to, but we ended up crakin up horribly. we had a few stalkers. the arcade was fun. it was like a funhouse at first. dark corners, loudness, looked like a place where someone would be murdered or raped by a sad clown. we worked our way to one of the air hockey tables, but we couldnt find how much money it was. i asked kelsey, but this cute guy that worked there heard me instead and came over and started kicking the machine. me and kelsey were both like umm, ok?? why is he doing that? he was mumbling to us while he did it too, and smiling, like he was kinda shy. then, all of a sudden, after like 25 kicks, the machine turned on. he was like well i guess there's a free game for you. he told us his name and told us we could come to him for help anytime if we needed it, but it was so loud that neither of us could make out his name. he had the biggest green eyes we'd ever seen. he was gorgeous! so, we played. he left. then two guys came up to us and asked us for a quarter. while i was looking through my purse, kelsey overheard them saying you dont really want money. go on, ask them! so, i said, no, i dont have a quarter, sorry. and they were like do you guys have mans? and we were like um, what? and they are like do you guys have mans! and we were like YES. so they were like oh. sorry. so we ran out. and the green eyed guy gave us an intense smile on the way out, and we said bye. i wish he wasnt older than us. wow. the cell phone guy's name was rod or roger and he didnt believe us that we were 15. he thought kelsey's name was telsey or such. while we were walking behind a lady carrying her child he pooped in his pants. it stunk. badly. or else one of the women did. we arent quite sure, but we hope it was the little boy. all these old men kept looking at us! it was horrible! it was disgusting! what is the world coming to! the guy who asked if he could take a picture with his camera phone was like 40something. ew. we had fun looking at really old books, and we looked for letters in the thomas kincade painting. overall, we had a wonderful time. yes. when we got home we watched audrey rose. and then had a very long talk with her brother kevin about just whatever, which included ghosts, wolves, and gay people. lol. it was a very enriching conversation if i should say so myself. we ate cookie dough bites. mmm mmm. good. kelsey loves landon. yes she does. ahem. the door of kelsey's brothers room opened by itself while we were in there. i swear i closed it all the way. i swear. tonight we are going to jake crist's going awya party. and then i dunno what. the new road?