Ya-ha-ha-ha-harr! It sounds much better in person. If we ever meet I'll say it real good and then you can see what a good pirate captain I really am. Pirates are interesting though, I'm not convinced that I'd have the patience to be one. But then again all of the great pirate captain's never had to be patient: Hook, Morgan, Bart, Sparrow, Barbousa, Long John Silver, Black Beard... the list goes on. None of them really were patient men, though I've never served under their command so I can't attest to that. For those of you who are thinking that I threw in Captain Morgan in there for fun because it's a rum, well you're wrong. Actually, it is kinda funny like that, but Captain Morgan was an actual pirate Captain and quite famous at that; hence the fact that he's got a rum named after him. It's quite entertaining actually. But that's just my opinion,, what do I know? Oh man you know what's really good for you? Shoveling snow. It's good for both cardiovascular and muscle building purposes. Though I do warn you, when throwing the snow, be sure to not throw out or twist your back too much with the load in your shovel - that could prove hurtful. And if you're not the strongest person (particularly in the upper body) then stay away from it. But if you get the chance do it - I strongly advise it. If you mes your back up don't come back and blame me though. To be honest I enjoy shoveling - I knowit sounds weird, odd or stupid but it's the truth. Maybe I should just stop talking about what I like to do as house work huh? I'm sure that if I started to tell you that I enjoy vaccuming or doing the dishes you'd probably look at me like I've got five heads. Ha! Oh wow, I'm hungry now. Between the talk of work and me actually working a few moments ago, my stomach is starting to act up. One moment please...*Food Rampage Begins* Alright, I'm back now and I got some pretty good stuff. Tea, Cereal (fruit loops) granola bar and oatmeal raisin cookie. That should last me up until dinner; whenever that is. Some people actually think that I eat too much... where do they get that idea from? And then they say that I'm lucky because it doesn't show. Pssch. They don't know but I've got a little bit of meat on me. And contrary to what my family believes, I do not have a peg leg! I guess that kinda goes along with being a pirate Captain but still - not nice. *pouts* Oh man. I've got some pretty bad news that's making me saddened. "Fraiser" is in it's last season. It's the eleventh and final season. Ties the longest primetime character played by the same person, but still that's sad. I really enjoyed that show. That's one show I'll be watching the reruns of. That and "Star Trek TNG" (that was on for ten seasons, respectively.) But seriously, nowadays they don't really have that many good shows. "Everyone Loves Ramond" is alright but one of the last greatest funny-family shows was "Home Imporvement." Honestly, if you thikn about there may have been a few after that, but it was really dead. Another alright show is the "Drew Carry show" and "How's Line..." Oh wow, good times with that show. I use to watch the old British one when I was younger and then when they came out with the new version I just loved it. One of the funniest espisodes (for those of you who actaully watch it) was when Collin and Ryan were playing the secret agents and they had to clean the ambassadors coat and Collin kept on going for the cat to do everything. Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard since... ... ... Nevermind, I've never laughed that hard in my life. Now that I kinda think about it, it's kinda sad. Whoa, I really got to get out and have fun more often - and by 'more fun' I don't necessarily mean alcohol, sex or drugs either. Some clean old fashioned would work too. It's just a matter of finding out what 'clean old fashioned fun' is really. Now that can be tough. I've also got some more stuff to do tonight. Emails galore, got to call back some people and eat dinner to boot. Plus I should be trying to get some sleep too - yesternight was not a good night for sleep. Sleeping too lightly and late these days. Nothing to do with my own self I just won't fall asleep properly and by Thursday I'm wiped. Which makes me displeased because by the time I'm on the bus my eyes are starting to feel heavy. And if I can't focus and concentrate I'll have issues with styling my hair. Even today I noticed it wasn't as good as it usually is - Hopefully by tomorrow it'll decide to cooperate. I just hate it when it doesn't work with ya and at 5:45 [AM] you really don't want to be fighting so bloody much with your hair. I'm not like a total hair neat freak or anything, I just prefer if it cooperates so I can at least look semi-decent. I'm sure you females out there somewhat understand. Correction - I'm sure some of you females out there understand me. That makes a lot more sense. Not to say that my previous sentence didn't, it's just that this one was more correct. But yes, Inbetween all of the pirate, food, and T.v talk I've neglected some of my other duties. So on that note I wil leave this total rambling entry here because it has nothing to do with my day but I like the way it sounds. Actually, I'm really disappointed because it's totally useless but that's not unlike it's writer to I guess it has some validity to it... no? Sincerely, -Captain B. Rambles