Lieutenant Loaf and PB...

Listening to: Pearl Jam - Last Kiss
Feeling: inpain
Captains Log, star date 2-0-0-4-2-0-5. 71 So I've decided to start out this entry in resemblence to that of the famous and irreplaceable Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS starship Enterprise. Alright so maybe, just maybe I'm a star trek nerd, but at least I don't go to the conventions dressed up like a Romulan or a Klingon. Oh and here's a little secular Star Trek humor for those of you out there. Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle uranus (your anus) and pick up klingons (cling-ons) So maybe you didn't like or understand that one too well, but it's merely a play on words. It's all good though. So how was your day today? I trust that everything went well but who's to say that it did or didn't but yourself. Currently, I am not on SitD, but instead typing this on "WordPad" because I can't seem to get unto the great site that is known as SitD. Oh well. Hopefully I'll be able to post this today so as to not break the on going trend that I have going... on? Holy poor grammer Batman! Ces't la vie. So today I will try to spare you the torture and unfortuante pain of having to read a rather lengthy and unneccessary entry, and instead I will aim to keep this short because I should be working on an upcoming project (not the one I mentioned earlier in a pervious entry, but insted on one that was just assigned to me today; in the same class.) I'm really not too sure why I use those round bracets while I type becuase in actuality, if any of you were to recieve a hand written note from me, it would not enclose side notes in "( )" but instead in "[ ]". I find the square brackets much more efficent while I reserve the rounder, standard issue bracets for spelling mistakes. If you saw one of them you'd know what I was talking about right away. It's ever so difficult for me to discribe it mainly because of my lack of vocabulary or logical senses right now. And that is attributed to the fact that I'm just... yea. Not as dazed as yesterday afternoon, so no worries about me going off into some topic relating to rape or decapitation or anything of that nature. Now that I think about it, I wonder what you guys had to say about that; assuming any comments were left which I ever so hope is the case. We shall see though. It's about 5:25 right now so I'm feeling like I'm kinda hungry. And I'm not in a good mood so you know what this occasion calls for? A Lightly toasted white bread, peanut butter on peanut butter sandwich. Oh yea - that's what I'm talking about. That's what I call depression food and although I am not depressed I've been wanting one all day and heaven knows that schools don't serve peanut butter on peanut butter sandwiches. It would be nice if they did, but I doubt if they'd ever sell them mostly in part to the fact that it would never sell well. Well, actually, if you marketed it well enough and had the right people in place... oh screw that, I'm going to make a sandwich right now Captains Log, supplemental. "I have successfully completed my mission to the kictchen to obtain the required items. Regrettably upon my arrival, most of Lieutenant Loaf was found to be missing except for the two ends. I was able to recover them and hopefully with these new items, combined with the PB converters, will be able to replenish the reactor cores in time for the night crew." Oh yea, I know that was talented... alright, maybe it wasn't as talented as I thought it was, but let's just pretned that it was and this way I won't feel as bad about it as you could make me feel. Deal? Awesome. Alright, so just finished the entire meal... can I call it a meal? Of course I can, but I think I shall for it rhymes with deal and seeing as we just made one I think it only be fitting for us to use the word meal. So yea, I just scarfed it all down and I'm feeling happier already. I know it's a false sense of satisfaction but I'll take it just because I can. But yea, this is where I end this lovely set of rambling because I know it's not going to amount to much anyway. So to make up for it, I invite you to read yesterdays much more interesting entry and leave comments wherever you see fit. Alright, so until we meet again. *Salutes* -Captain B. Out of Ideas
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Star Trek is cool! Actually I know little to nothing about it...I was actually in the midst of writing you an e-mail but I got distracted...I should go back to that now. -BB
[Anonymous]
ahhaa "The Captain" how loveable.

LoveLaurel
I read this entry, and I thought for sure I left you a comment...hmmm, now I feel bad.
Anyway, I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A WRITER! the way you wrote about going to go getsomethin to eat was great!
Thanks for all your help with the M/C situation, its really helped. The reason I wrote my last entry in point form was michael knows my diary link and i dont want to hurt his feelins, and detail never helps...
--Kayla
Thanks again.