Bonjour! So today was the start of a new semester. Sounds pretty harmless but I lost a few of my companions on both my lunches and classes. Now I'll definately feel like I'm flying solo at times. Daydreams here I come! Oh yea, there's a good way to get me those marks I'll be needing to get into a university. Oh well. It's not as if all is lost I suppose, I just traded friend A for friend B. Both mean the world to me, it's just that now I won't be seeing as much of one as I will the other. All of a sudden I feel like I'm talking about two girlfriend I have. Truth me known, I don't even have one girlfriend let alone one that goes to my school and all. I've got a relationship going and that's super cool; she means the world to me too, but it's nothing solid positive and such. I know she knows what I'm talking about so if she reads this it's alright I guess... after all, these are just my thoughts... just my thoughts. So how did everyone's day go? I trust that things went well but who can be sure? I've got to go do my rounds soon plus dinner's going to be up before I know it. We seem to be eating earlier today for some reason which I'm sure is stupid but whatever the mother wants, the mother gets. Who am I to oppose her; trust me, no matter who's house you go to - if you upset the queen bee, you're going to get stung. Gentlemen take note. When dating a girl, particularly italian girls (no offence to any italian girls out there) but guys, look at her mother. If you can put up with her mother then you'll be okay. Rumor and tradition has it that they always turn into their mothers down the road. My mom's not even italian and I so see it in her already. She's got about seventeen more years to go and I'll say that she'll have most of the personality of my g-ma. Now let's just hope that, for my fathers sake, my mom doesn't turn out to look my my g-ma *shudder* oh well. That's his problem, not mine. Ha! So what else do I have to talk to you about... I wonder. I had something really good earlier to discuss earlier but I totally forgot. It had to do with a quote I heard last night on this radio show I listen to every night before I go to bed... kinda puts me in a slightly calm, thoughtful and somewhat even romantic mood. I can't explain it but if you ever heard the show and how the guy does it: you'd totally agree with me. I'd give you a URL so that you could listen to it when it comes on but I'm not sure if I should. Plus I'm convinced that you guys'll have better things to do then to actually take me up on this offer. Somehow I have a really bad feeling that I'm going to get females really hating on me for this entry. If you don't like your mother and don't want to end up like her ladies: that's quite alright. Personally I don't follow or believe that in the theory I put out there though I do know of some chaps who do abide by it. I find it curious that it does work and does work at the exact same time. Not in the sense of it's duality, I can understand that; but just how some see it as the truth though other will not. I know perceptions will vary from person to person and yadda yadda - but if you think about, just really look into it. it might make those rusty wheels turn - like my good amigo 'Superman' (who's really quite an astonishing female by nature) stated. And to further quote her " I really lied your entry" :oP crazy girl. I heart her to bits, but come on now hun- you had me slightly worried when I read it that I had to read it four times before I saw that it was a spelling mistake and not that you were trying to be malicious. But like I said before - please do not attack me for the theory I shared with you - I just thought that you females should be aware of it. But remember: you can be anything you want to be -that includes whatever you Don't want to be. Totally up to you. And I've got a small joke now that I started to think about italians. Don't worry I'm nt racist: I love italians and most other races. I used to date an italian girl once... pretty girl too... but yea, I should get to the joke. Q: How do historians know that Jesus wasn't born in Italy? A: Because nowhere in Italy can you find three wisemen and a virgin. Alright so that was kinda funny... loosen up though - it's only a joke, designed to makes some people's days go by quicker. And there one last reason you shouldn't hate me for that joke: I've got jokes aboute ver nationality including my own. But I am compassionate. If by any chance this joke offended you I will not only stop telling nationality jokes but I'll also remove this one. Deal? Deal. Awesome. See, I'm glad that you're that flexible. i really meant no harm by it. And on that note: the one whereby I either made you chuckle, cry, think or steam in fustration, I will be off on my way. Again I apologize if you didn't like it much and if when tomorrow I come on I get some negative feed back I'll remove it: cross my heart and hope to die, stick a screwdriver in my eye. *Takes off hat and bows* -Captain B. Here