1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. LOL 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint. 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face). 12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite. 13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at our jokes. 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real. 20. Do not start with us. You will not win. 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! 24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 26. We love surprises! 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER tightie-whities, NEVER! 30. Clean your room before we come over. 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. 32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. 33.Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours. 35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. HAHAH 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. 40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough. 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman. 43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too. <3<3<3<3 44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. 47. You don't have to spend a lot if it means a lot. 48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you. 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you. Mwahaha 51. Don’t run hot and cold on us, we will panic wondering if you aren’t into us anymore, and cannot handle that kind of stress 52. Don’t expect the sex to be thrown in the car or something the first time, make it romantic so she’ll want it again and again…… 53. Don’t always make us make the plans/ dates, it will make us question how much you really want it 54. We love guys who make us laugh, but not when we’re trying to have a serious conversation…or in bed 55. MATURITY please. Don’t giggle every time you hear the word “boobs” or something to that effect 56. Give us some credit please, not ALL girls are clingy and annoying, or cheating whores 57. If she says “I hate you” she probably doesn’t mean it, just wants you to respond in distress 58. If she acts like a martyr or puts herself down, she wants a reassuring response….RESPOND! 59. Don’t ask us if we’re faking it, next time we just may 60. DO NOT ask if we are on our period, that tells us that you think we are being very bitchy and that you are a fool to assume if couldn’t be because of any wrongdoing on your part 61. Tell her you think that she's cool. 62. Tell her why you think she's so cool. 63. Smell her. 64. Talk to her in movie theatres. 65. Pick her flowers out of other people's gardens and give them to her. 66. Tell her she looks pretty…..often. 67. Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the river, she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. 68. Hold her hand and skip. 69. Hold her hand and run. 70. Just hold her hand. 71. Sometimes just stop and hold her. 72. Introduce her to your friends as 'the coolest girl i know'. 73. Sit in the park and talk to her. 74. Take her to the library and playgrounds and train stations. 75. Tell her jokes. 76. Throw pebbles at her window at night, when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. 77. And maybe take her on a midnight rendezvous, it would be worth the risk. 78. Take her to shows of bands she's never heard. 79. Let her fall asleep in your arms. 80. Call her. 81. Call her back if she calls you (that stupid guy thing where you’re trying to be cool by waiting a couple of days--BIG no no) 82. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. 83. Carve your names into a tree. 84. Get her mad, then kiss her. 85. Give her piggy-back rides. 86. Go see her band play even if they really suck. 87. And tell her that they were great. 88. Give her space if she needs it. 89. Push her on swings. 90. Stay up with her all night when she's sick. 91. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. 92. Teach her guitar. 93. Lend her your CDs. 94. Write on her. 95. Make her mix tapes. 96. Write her letters. 97. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even it it means a 5 hours train trip. 98. Take her to cool shops and let her take you to even cooler ones. 99. Listen to all the bands she mentions. 100. Don’t tell her that her favorite bands suck. 101. When she’s sad hang out with her or stay on the phone even if she’s not saying anything. 102. Buy her ice cream. 103. When you find out that she used to be a teenybopper don’t bag her about it. 104. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. 105. Look into her eyes. 106. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. 107. Kiss her in the rain. 108. The little things matter most to her, make em count. 109. When she has an embarrassing moment right in front of you, don’t bring it up or bother her about it, inside she’s dying because of it. 110. It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it. 111. When you fall in love with her, tell her. Some truth about girls…. When a girl is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a girl is not arguing, She is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a girl lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, She wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you", She means it. When a girl says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says "I miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that