sam has been kidnappED

So yeah sam had like thee worst couple of days ever...so my mom and i kidnappED her. twas fun. my mom decided to give me my christmas present (my big one of the year) and i am sooo happy. i've always wanted a down comforter/bed set thingay for like...always. heh. as i said. yes. so yeah i got pillows, a new feather bed thing to sit atop my already existing (and piece o' crap) futon "mattress", a comforter, and brand new sheets/pillow cases--in black. it is like PEUF (poof, but pronounced even better-er). i swear to god it's like sitting on a black cloud (which for me is cool). and i was like hey sam...you can totally use this too (um duh she spent the night? tards...) so yeah we landed on it and went PEUF(poof). i love it. love it. love to cuddle in it and my god it totally swallowed me. oh yeah and it ate sam's ipod. and my remote. damn twas hungry... OMG I GOT A RABBI!!!!!!! (yes rabbi, not rabbiT...i'm not that lame) his name is joseph. he dances. to hava nagila...?....if that's how you spell it. and i got him in mini key chain form as well. heck yes, i am so cool now. i shall wear him as a necklace (the mini one of course)...and be scoffed at. but enjoy him i shall. mwahaha. i almost named him jesus. but that was just simply too obvious you see, so joseph he shall remain. dude this rabbi is wearing sunglasses. my life is complete. oh yeah and sam and i were listening to the nineties station on my t.v...and dear GOD they played the same song at least three times in the course of half an hour. no exaggeration necessary there my friend. like every other song was "Blue" by Eiffel 65 i think it was. sam haaaaaates that song. i used to like it when i was a wee one. so im sitting there cracking up as she's like going into convulsions as the song played yet AGAIN. we eventually changed the channel...so it very well could have played more...we will never know....gasp. and garlic jack cheese. goodnight.
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