blah blah blah.. my parents are starving me... mom already ate.. her chipotles.. and dad and i have not eaten and both of us are way to lazy to make anything.. sad sad.. so im to stupid to write any daveism bible storys.. let me attempt.. so once the world was done and complete.. he decided that after having much pleasure with many different woman in an unsafe unprotected way.. he would dance around in the godly heavens making the best wine there is just as any other god would.. and of course the wine was very powerful and very good.. until he relized that his powerful juice was falling from the sky and pouring out onto streets in towns.. when he heard this one man named moses talking of him and he was saying to the king.. "it is dave my lord that is punishing you.. you must free all slaves or he will punish you more with the plagues.." as dave was eating his popcorn and wine he relized that is was no movie he was watching.. it was the real life going on down on his earth.. and he was very angered that he was blamed for such matters that he sworn many ferrets to attack this man.. but instead with some evil mistical way it did not work and the ferrets attacked any other thing but moses.. dave didn't fix the farrets for he was too lazy and decided hell with this and gave the man moses the power to save the ppl and get blah blah blah.. dave went back to his woman and had many godly pleasures and decided not to look back at his creation until he had the bestest of the best pleasures.. woman are very leisurdous to him and he enjoys them very much so.. haha wow see i told you im half retarded and that is why that totally sucks.. im sorry im disabled eric. so back to the whole part of this being my diary entry.. today i got to skip like 3 hours of school so i could get my braces off lucky me oh yes indeed.. and hmm then i went home lucky lucky. then i went to voice lessons and then i had to go to damn hockey which was suppose to be at 4.45 but no they changed it again to 6.15 and ugh dumbasses so then i could go grr which was dumb cuz my string wasnt there.. it was just me.. poopy amanda and sarah make me have to play defence there were a lot of girls missing sad sad.. tomorrow a guy is coming to tune our piano so it will not sound like shit and i can actually use it for making actual music.. stupid out of tune broken note piece a shit.. hmm i wonder how the one key got to be broken.. not to point fingers.. lol.. giggle giggle.. oh hey you know what i can do i can whistle.. and and i can eat an apple thats what i did when i got home today oh and i can lick my teeth without killing my tounge with sharp pointy objects lol jk.. im tired and hungry as my family starves me which ive already said.. lol eric is having computer difficulties.. sorry eric.. sucks to be you.. no no im kidding.. im sorry your "i can go anywhere" computer is being handicapped just like mine in erica's room.. i must get going to bed now i think so like night..