I have the male cast of the Swamp Monster wrapped around my finger. To some extent. Let's talk about Boy #1: Our favorite boy, Drew Heinlein. So first off, I should have a great head start considering I'm smart. Second off, I am really funny and he seems to think so, too. Thirrrd, last night we had one of those stares where I stare out of the corner of my eye with a sly smile slicked across my face and he does the same thing. However, I broke and laughed because oh he is so cute. Next boy is one that is of no importance to me. His name is Jake, he is gross, boring, immature, and frankly just not smart enough to be worth my time. However, you mention the word "drugs" around him and suddenly you're really cool. "Why do you wanna know about me anyways? I'm really a boring person."... "Oh.. except not, I'm really interesting." Him: "Yeah I know, I mean Asian Candy and black people and" (here it just turns into a grumble) The light in his eyes was very satisfying, I am convinced that I have won. And last but certainly not least, there is my favorite victory over a certain boy that I have a big fat friendly crush on who I get to kiss all the time. And he's cute. So there. Call me a slutwhorebitch, but hey, I'm pretty good at being cute about it.