Just random snippets of my life:
*Sei's birthday is March second. She will be sixteen. Call her and wish her a happy birthday, home dogs.
*I got my hair cut.
* I told Cody he was an ass and that he better leave me alone or I can get a restraining order shoved up his nose faster than he can say "Do you want to go out sometime?"
I'm so proud! Usually I would be terrified of confronting anyone like that, especially a guy, and it took me a lot of time to work up enough courage as it was. But I went up and did it. My psycho at wrist will be so pleased. I mean...I just don't want another David, you know? It still gives me nightmares.
*I broke a nail today. Yeah. I'm not being stupid, i'm in serious distress, since i just quit biting my nails for the first time in seven years and they were getting long and then wham one snaps. oh my god i was so pissed.
*OMG. They totally just shut down the Baskin Robbins near the Braelinn Kroger. I am so, so, so upset.
The bastards.
So yeah. And I have a rant, too, you lucky dogs you.
In gym or whatever, this girl named Ashley knows I am deathly ticklish. I mean, it's not even funny. Or it isn't to me, but somehow it's funny to them--I have still to realize why it is as such.
So anyways, here I am minding my own business, playing table tennis with my good friend The Net (yes, table tennis), and ka*pow* these fingers like, dig into my sides and I must have shot up eight fucking feet into the air, squaled like a stuck pig, and then turned bright red.
Not. fun. ny. at. all.
So, hee hee, they drag this other girl Jessie over there and now I'm on guard, so i smack them away before they can get to me. Meanwhile I am scrunched into a corner, one knee up to my chest, breathing like a scared rabbit, hands ready to slap people. Haha, it's just so funny.
Asses.
Then they go at me together. Great idea, guys. Upon which I kick out with raised leg, squeal like said stuck pig, and whack away some poking fingers.
"Ow," says Jessie, whining like the loser she is. "ow."
"Sorry, Jess, it's a reflex!"
"Oh fuck you sure it's a reflex!"
And maybe it's wrong of me to say this, but she has some mental disease where EVERYBODY hates her. And so automatically i am public enemy number one and out to eat her dog and roast her family or something.
God.
Fucking idiot. I wanted to slap her.
But now that I've told you all I feel much better.
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