Dear Liliya Plotkina; It has come to our attention that there have been several complaints about your existance in your general area. These complaints have been issued by anonymous and varied persons who shall remain so; ergo, we are unable to give you their information so you can retaliate. This is the constant story of your life. Nobody cares. This letter, being addressed to you, has been sent to inform you that you have convicted the following felonies and failures, and will be tried for them in the near future: Felony1: Being a loser Felony2: Being too proud Felony3: Being too lazy Felony4: Having a new crush every week Felony5: Demanding too much of your parents Felony6: Saying you hate emo kids and then writing an emo entry the next day Felony7: Being a bore Failure1: Failure to have a boyfriend Failure2: Failure to care Failure3: Failure to have any friends who care Failure4: Failure to forgive Tracy Perry Failure5: Failure to return library books on time Failure6: Failure to plan summer adequately Failure7: Failure to do laundry often enough Failure8: Failure to go to church enough to be called Christian Failure9: Failure to get A's Failure10: Failure to know what to do with yourself Failure11: Failure to shut up about your problems Failure12: Failure to understand what LeChatelier's principle entails Failure13: Failure to say anything interesting...ever. (See attached file folder for Failures 14-972.) Due to all of these felonies and failures, we, the mandates of Heaven, pronounce you, Liliya Plotkina the mortal, to be incredibly guilty of being a complete mistake. Please be prepared for your smiting, which will take place sometime during the next week. It doesn't really matter what you wear, because you'll be dead and out of God's way anyway. It is advised to bring sunglasses, for as the thumb of God comes down to squash you, it is said that His limbs are very bright and you do not want to be blind in...wherever you will end up. Thank you for your cooperation, The committee for the humane disposal of idiots, losers, mistakes, and failures.