If I were a stone, I would be: painted hot pink, covered in faux fur, and given googly eyes If I were a tree, I would be a: fake christmas tree spray painted gold If I were a bird, I would be: the largest, squawkiest parrot ever If I were a machine, I would be: in repair If I were a tool, I would be a: hammer If I were a flower/plant, I would be a: sunflower the size of hubcap If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: mild, sunny, and fresh If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: flying sheep. ;P Or a unicorn. If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a TUBA. If I were a color, I would be: tangerine. If I were an emotion, I would be: cynicism If I were a vegetable, I would be: an eggplant. If I were a sound, I would be: really noticeable and sudden. If I were an element, I would be: the element of your mom. If I were a car, I would be: a really tempermental volvo. If I were a song, I would be: sung by every tongue, in seventeen languages. If I were a movie, I would be: full of things people don't like to address. I would shock people. If I were a food, I would be: a steak. jesus i love steak. If I were a place, I would be a: tundra. If I were a material, I would be: cotton If I were a taste, I would be: one of those tastes that doesn't leave an aftertaste. If I were a scent, I would be: green tea perfume. If I were a word, I would be: intricate If I were an object, I would be a: painting If I were a body part I would be: a hand If I were a facial expression I would be: ._.; If I were a subject in school I would be: free period. If I were a cartoon character I would be: extremely well drawn. ;P If I were a shape I would be a: square. :( If I were a number I would be: 777 If I were a month I would be: May. If I were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday If I were a time of day I'd be: one o'clock am If I were a part of the solar system I would be: neptune If I were a direction I would be: south south east. If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: made out of pearls, gold, silver, and gaudy jewels, cost a ton, and be uncomfortable to sit on. If I were a historical figure I would be: your mom, obviously. If I were a liquid I would be: tea. or red bull. i haven't decided. i guess tea because ive never even had red bull, but i hear it makes you crazy. If I were a country I would be: germany