I got another package! Big thank yous to Mrs. Hollister. She sent me two boxes of my favorite kind of cookies--Famous Amos--a big huge bag of Jolly Ranchers, a pair of slippers, some sunglasses, two tabloid magazines, a stuffed monkey, and a box with saltwater taffy in it. It was really nice of her and Sam to do so. I really love to get mail. Chandler's sitting next to me--everybody say "Hi Chandler!"--and we're in the library, as usual. I was supposed to have tea with Christine today but we moved it on back a day. I felt a bit relieved because face it, Procrastinatorina is my middle name. OH. Excitement: today in AgSci we joined forces with the science minors to make things to drop eggs from the third story in...I was with two itty bitty Asian girls and we called ourselves "The Asian Invasion with One Caucasian" and obviously ours was one of the best. Gloria dropped it and the egg totally didn't even break. We took SO many victory pictures and our team dance consisted of me actually rapping with them doing the macarena on either side. I'll never be able to show my face in this town again.

We're the Asian Invasion with one Caucasian and we're here to be not number three I've never rapped I'm really bad Dear God, I hope I don't start a fad.

I mean seriously guys. I was totally expecting to be shot. Even I realize just how disgustingly pathetic that is. It's right down there with the Hildebeest running in 08' and The Cure. (Yeah, that's right. I said The Cure.) I've got SO MUCH research to highlight and NO TIME to do it in. That really aggravates me. I can't believe they expect me to prepare for this debate (my first one, actually. =P ) without even giving me enough time to highlight stuff I want to say. OH!!!! Tomorrow, oh, tomorrow, I'm getting the HARRY POTTER BOOK! Oh my God I'm like almost drooling here. Freaking amazing. Jobie's buying copies for people who want them--Geeze I'm so excited. I'm just about to die. Yayyyy! Next week's Comm. Arts classes are going to be Fairy Tales and the Jung class. Excitingggg. I'm in a much better mood now, but I wasn't before. I was just thinking of Grant, I guess, and I wanted to write him a letter but who knows? God works in mysterious ways. I hope if he's reading this he understands that I still care for him as much as I do all of my other friends, and I wish no harm to come to him. I talked to that Chip guy again today and he was totally awesome. He drew me a picture of Crabzilla fighting Dinobot, with lazer vision and everything. Man. How awesome is that?! I also met a very mean person (don't remember his name, but he was a Science minor) who totally called my Lily-pad all the time and kept cutting me off with rude remarks all the time. Ugh. Boys. Oh and a guy named George. Totally cute. Totally liberal. I am totally sorrounded on all sides by politicians. (Lili proceeds to bang head on desk slowly as curtain closes.)