So it was warm today, which was nice. Britt and I wore matching dresses, hooray. We're so cool. -Warm up question: Would you rather have green teeth you couldn't fix or a tulip growing out of your ear that you couldn't fix? Tulip, duh. -Now here's the kicker, kids: Would you rather have eyebrows that walk all over your face, or leave a huge trail of salt wherever you go? Uh, the eyebrows for me--I mean, come on, how awesome would I be with eyebrow pets? Very awesome. Not that I'm not already as awesome as I can possibly get and all, but you know. Can't be helped. I finished a cool book by Kurt Vonnegut(sp???) today called The Sirens of Titan, and in it, the world's whole history was controlled by some planet far awya populated by robots who used us like tools to achieve some lame goal like delivering a message that said "Greetings" to some foreign planet. What I thought was nice was that Mercury sang, and there were little harmoniums on it that absorbed the music. I want a harmonium too!
You are LaFawnduh. Why are you so sweaty?

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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