Nobody's online because everyone is spending a happy Christmas Eve with their families. My family is spending the season in opposite corners of the house because my little brother won't stop singing the same two lines of a Hilary Duff song over and over, I'm being bitchy, mom's mad at dad, and dad's mad at mom because she's mad at him. Merry Christmas, love, the Plotkins has turned into Fuck Christmas, go away, those people next door.