There was an article on Yahoo! news about lovesickness being a 'real' condition. If anyone has it please comment. Moving on...In honor of next Monday, let's all share our Top Five Pick-Up Lines. They can be cheesy, really cute, terrible and awful...whatever.
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the best pickup line is....
"hey wanna have sex and get married?"
i love you.... sitDiary... spread the love
1.Nice legs. what time do they open?
2.I'm an astronaut and my next destination is URANUS
3.(lick your finger and wipe on one of their articles of clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
4.Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, Let's go fuck
5.My Love for you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in
I saw you and fainted, I need your name and number for insurance reasons.
umm i have no pickup lines cuz i have never had a bf but i do have a do i delete htmlandgraphix from my friends list because i want to delete other people after them but i can't. help?
you must be a lumberjack cause youve been giving me wood all day
Were your parent's retarded? because they sure made a special girl

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

How drunk do you have to be before I'm sexy?

Can I have your library card because I wanna check you out

I know it's four.. but that's okay, because You rock. and well, that's enough for anyone.

^haha that's the fifth then!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?



Got two nipples for a dime?

im not sure if that's really a pick up line but it's semi-amusing.

weird: You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
lets make like a fabric softner and snuggle

or the one i use the most

i lost my number can i have yours?
please delete this diary. i have a new one and a better one on here. thanks scott and the "almost" chick :)

wait don't you need my password or something?
*If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I spend sometime in between the holidays?

Heh, it's nasty, but whatever..
worst pickup line ever

"that shirt is very becoming on you, course if i were on you, i'd be cumming too"
my favorite pick up line:
Aren't beautiful angels like you supposed to have wings?
Best pickup line ever:

I shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Best pickup line ever:

I shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
*How bout you and I go south of the border
*I lost the key to my house, can i have the key to your heart?
*Do you got fries to go with that shake?
*Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat, because you're not. You could totally be drinking whole milk.
lovesick...yeah i guess, i miss my ex so much, we agreed to be friends as we were best friends before, but now he wont even hug me cos "thats how we got close last time" and it hurts real bad. my mate was lovesick on fri when he got turned down by the girl he loves. why does it have to freaking hurt so much??
the best pick-up line i've heard recently is: Do you have a raisin? How about a date?
hehe it's a tricky one.
<3 Jill
Was your father in the army? No? Okay, good. What's up?
Love sickness. A sickness only affecting
the feeble minded fools in this world.
I pity their infected souls.
"If i were a dog, and you were a flower..I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower."
how do I delete htmlandgraphix???
hehehee this is good.

"If we were both squirrels, can i bust a nut in your hole?"

"You are what you eat" inspired me:

"Did you eat an angel? You are what you eat!"

Just because eating angels is like murdering babies or drowning puppies:
Completely hilarious.
hey, i was just wondering how you change your time zone..

love meagan
remembered one! thankyou nick giannopoulos.

one of the more memorable ones that i heard, from a movie:

"if the saying is true, that you are what you eat, then by tomorrow morning i want to be you."
there are some great pickup lines on here! but i think my favourite has to be korex's classic - "I shit my pants? Can I get in yours?"... if that IS indeed a pickup line... it made me laugh pretty hard just now.

i cant think of any. but on the first night that i met my current boyfriend, he bent down and tied my untied shoelace for me. that was pretty sexy.
if you were a booger i'd pick you first!!!

hey did you just fart??...because you just blew me away!!!
"If you were my homework i would do you"
Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.

Were you in the army? Because you're making my privates stand and salute.

Did I see you at the store last week? No? Oh... I thought I did. Are you sure? No? Oh... Well... Wanna get naked?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
you must be tired cuz u been runnin through my mind all day ;)
did it hurt?
--did what hurt?
when u fell from heaven.

haha only two.
those are like the lamest pick-up lines ever!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are those space pants? Because they make your ass look out-of-this-world.
Wanna help me break in my new waterbed? lol, awful!
hey can you delete this diary...please? thanks very much...wait dont you need my password?
"Im not a flinstone, but ill make your bed rock"
it comes and goes.
Best Pick-Up Line Ever Do you wash your clothes with windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

heh well i think it's funny ;P
"Fat penguin."
"I just wanted to say something to break the ice."
the corniest pick up lines ever said to me are:

-are you from tennessee? because you're the only 10 i see.

-some guy put his hands on my back and was like, "oh! those are shoulder blades, not wings."

-your eyes are bluer than the ocean and i'm lost at sea.

LOL. pretty bad.

~holly brooke
" You have a little mexican in you?"


" Want one?"
1) "i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
2) did you fall from heaven? (however that goes..) your response should be "no, i used to stairs" heh heh..

"are you sure your names not bongo? cuz i wanna bang you like a drum."
hey, i have a come when i try and leave an entry in my diary, it only saves part of it..? like the first half..? do you know what i should do cause its been like that for like four days. thanx :)
please help me please thats all i ask just help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i can't figure out my pw and all my suff is saveed please help me!!!@ please!
where's the article..?
k yes i suck for not following in the whole "pickup line" idea, but you know how when you go to "Friends" and it shows the person's Friend's entries? thats a really good idea, but the thing is my diary is friends only and you can see my entries like that. is there a way to make then only visible to my Friends when they are logged on??
thank you
ps the worst pickup line used on me:
*looks at shirt tag* "i knew it, you WERE made in heaven!
i only know two. haha

"you must be dirt, because I'm digging you"
"you know what would look good on you?
this is more a poem, but still...

roses are red,
voilets are blue,
I like pizza,
Wanna hump?
"Oh my! what a big bulge you got"

1. How about pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
2. You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!!
3. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

and I can't think of any more
Do you work for the post office, Cause I saw you checkin out my package!
how about these ones...
1. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
3. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
4. You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
5. You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely lost my standard pick up line.
if you were a booger
i'd pick you first
my favorite pick up line of all time must be:

"I like your butt; can I wear it as a hat?"

I'm not even joking - check out ; its there!!!

(i dont usually use it unless i wanna get hit, so maybe every 3 months with my girl shar)
Have you eaten a lot of Lucky Charms because you look magically delicious

^.^ I love that so much. Thank god it's never been used on me. haha

Can't we just look it up on the news to "have" the article?
Maybe it would explain what exactly lovesickness is. perhaps i should look it up.
i meant if anyone had the article. im sorry that youre feeling that way all the same, though.
"How about I sit on your lap & we'll see what pops up?" He he
hi um when i click on my friends link in my diary only about 10 ppl show up and theres one i want 2 get rid of 'cause i added it accidentally.... how can i delete it if it doesnt show up on the list?
do you know how i can put a banner or a link -- of another site on the bottom of my diary..? thanks<33
The only thing that looks good on you me

I may not be fred flinstone but i sure as hell can make your bed rock!

...neva eva have/plan on using any pick up lines :p dodgy as!
you know what would look good on you? me
do you sleep on your stomach? can I?
uhh hi

hah. im so creative
>Want to edit my paper?
>>I want to peer edit you.

that's all i got...hahah
If you were a new burger at would be a McLicious.

I know milk does the body good, but damb girl, how much you been drinking?
You with all those curves and me with no brakes. . .
My name is _____, remember it because you'll be screaming it all night long!
Do you have a map, I'm lost in your eyes?
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction!
lovesickness is like a.d.d, you self diagnose yourself, and everyone has it. its made up and fake. one more disease to find a cure to.
I don't have a favourite pick-up line but I think I have that lovesickness thing. =P Poor me. I should be able to get time off school because I'm so ill!
someone call the polica beacuse she is stealing my heart


did it hurt when you fell from heaven
I think one of these is the article..they both say basicaly the smae thing, though.
i don't know how else to ask...sorry...but how do i get rid of this sitdiary? i have two and i don't use this one anymore.
I'm glad I brought my library card, cos I'm checkin' you out.

"Is that a mirror in your pants?
...cause I can see myself in them"

when i go to "friends" i see the entries & a button that says delete, one of the people i have on my friends list doesnt have that button & i want to get rid of it b/c it is not used anymore, it is also like the fifth person down & i dont get any more enteries after it & have to click on each of the individual usernames, which get quite annoying, i even tried adding more enteries per page, but it didnt work, how can i get rid of it. thanks much!

this one's really weird....

"but I love you, sir lipton!"

it's sorta an inside joke too
wanna play army? i'll lay down while you blow the hell outta me:) hahahha