You!!
Happy birthday!
I came on to say happy birthday to you!
Well, actually, I came on, and remembered it was your birthday.
Yes...A year later...I remember your birthday.
You have a kid, if I recall, so you've probably got no idea who I am; but I'm the person who has his birthday a day before yours. And you didn't remember. Hmph. *turns up nose* *turns on heel* *walks away*
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday!
happy birthday!