the funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life

Word of the Day: inimical So much for writing more often, eh? Right, so work is more suckier than ever before, I promise. Yadida quit last Saturday. I guess it was on Saturday, I found out about it last Wednesday because apparently I know everything and don't need to be told things. So they hired this lady named Donna who worked before as a secretary and who doesn't seem all that comfortable with computers. Simon worked it all out that Donna will eventually take over receivables while I will learn payables and keep Corporate Lodging [crossing my fingers that we lose the Union Pacific contract and give me less work] while still taking reservations and working the desk until they're better staffed. So what I was saying about picking up slack in the last entry, that's going to be me. Simon and Sherryll and making rather unreasable demands from the two of us about calling our accounts and/or [depending on if we have phone numbers or not] re-mailing invoices. Aaaaand we're in the process of cleaning out the office, but it's worse than before because there are boxes everywhere filled with crap. I can't get anything done between training Jill at the desk and training Donna in accounting. For some reason people think I know everything, and I don't. Just letting you know. Patrick was sick this past weekend. JD was wanting to take him to the hospital on Saturday, but I didn't feel it was necessary. I think it was just a stomach virus, nothing a bunch of Pedialyte and sleep couldn't take care of. We didn't walk this weekend [which, by the way, is going well] since it was cold and rainy outside and little Babeh was feeling badly. My mother told me that when she picked him up this afternoon they told her that they were moving him from the baby room to the toddler room since he's toddling. I'm so proud of him. Oh, and the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life? Hilarious. See, this is what I do when I'm not on sitD--hang out on the IMDb and find stuff like this from it. PS. Lastly, I taught myself to knit this weekend. There will be pictures of failure.
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knitting is fabulous! i'm so proud!


also, hurrah for patrick's toddling!
I, too, love IMDb... big time.

I completley forgot what else I was going to say... dang.

Oh, I can crochet... so we can be yarn buddies and stuff, if you want. Or maybe you, me, Ang, and Dania can be stitchin' bitches.
incidentally, i’ve been meaning to get a new vehicle. if i send you some steel wool, do you think you could knit me a truck?

(some people tell me i spend too much time being self-amusing. hard to believe, no?)
-matt
i’ve been developing a time-saving technique for the simultaneous training of multiple people. in essence, it is this: make stuff up.

“there’s no billing account associated with this name. what should i do?”
“you’ll want to cross-reference that with the specious antidisestablishmentarianism file. it’s under the vituperative menu.”

and then while they’re looking for the vituperative menu, you go hide somewhere until the end of the day.
Stitchin' Bitches it is.....
my moms trying to teach me how to crochet. so far, ive managed to make this wierd looking tube-y thing my mom started. maybe ill scrub pots with it or something.
I have lost my password is there a way to get it back. I don't see a place where I can have my password e-mailed. Please help.
I created another knitter! ~sniff~ I'm so proud!
you should demand a raise at work. I mean, with as many people who have quit, they gotta have a little extra to give you, right? (plus you so deserve it)
loved the link ... !

hello . :)
and gosh , your babeh is cuuuute .