Mom: so... how was the children's parade this year? Aunt Mary: oh, hundreds of little mormon kids dressed up like crickets just like every year. what did you expect? Masturbation dreams are odd. not wet dreams. just dreams you have in which you masturbate. odd. not really likable. what interesting things are made from socks and rolled up washcloths..... funny haha i bet its not what you think. or mabye it could be. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! HE'S MONSTERBATING!!!