Listening to: Wheatus: Teenage Dirtbag
Feeling: annoyed
oh fuck i just realized that i haven't written anything of value since like thursday. oh joy here goes. another three day goings on thing.
FRIDAY:well i made those poems. around like noon i went out into the living room and i saw the grey mama kitty pick a NEWBORN KITTEN up in her mouth and run to my room. so i went ina nd i tore the matress and boxspring off the bed to get the cats out. i missed one of the kittens and almost dropped the boxspring on it. did nothing. i think i pissed arjay off... oh well. played runescape for a while. i got ...better.... went to mcdonalds for dinner. i got a supersize and disgustingly ate it all. watched potc. haventt watched that for a while. went in my room and drowned myself in wonderful music until i went to sleep around 1.
SATURDAY: woke up, went adn woke tony up. he called dad, and mom talked me into go ing ot the parade ofhomes with them. so we waited for dad... he oiled hte swamp cooler(big ruddy help it did) left with dad and went to their house. eric made me watch part of white noise in super slo-mo. creepiness. we then had a war against tony. then we went to teh deepest recesses of hell to find all these fancy homes up on the hills in draper. with the exception that i got really bored in one house and was thirsty the whole time it was pretty okay. i got peach juice at one of them. eric and dad want to have a gimp room. but every gimpish room we found, tony would go in and laugh in so he demonized them all. we all liked the nooks in the houses. the last house we went to was nearly a 2,000,000 dollar house. it was nice though and and had good taste. went ot weird restaurant guadalahonkys and i got an interesting peach margarita with a sword. didnt spend the night at dads, so mom and i watched these really cool titanic things. then we got stripers and went for a ride to sev to get chocolate adn jerkky. it was fun.
and.... SUNDAY:
woke up and had a bowl of cereal and watched a movie on TCM i havent seen for al ong time. then we got swim stuff, got tony and went to the pool. when i was first in hte deep corner w/ liz we were talking about her bf/friend drama and these ugly boys were flirting with us. and i wasnt until later we found out they were only 11. EWWWWW. we decided that on sept 16 we'd go to a fuckign football game because granger was playing west @ west. we got out to get away from the annoying ugly ppl and ate. we went back over to the corner to dive, and as i ran to the side to dive in, so did this other guy and as i came up liz yells at me "YOU JUST HIT THE WATER AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME AS THAT GUY OVER THERE!!!" and we looked over atthe guys over there, and they were looking at us. and the mutual stalking began. we just sat there 1/2 talking to eachother and watching the ppl jump. and they noticed we were because they started doing more "cool" dives andt ricks and stuff. then one of them came and actually jumped over US! he barely missed my brother. we decided that that one was the hottest. he was punk looking and had an earing and sexy blacka nd white boxers, which i accidentally called bokers. so there was "bokers" redshorts who was jock looking, and sunglasses who i think was probably bokers big bro but not as cute and wearing weird 80's sunglasses. but they awere all pretyt nice looking. and a few times when bokers came to jump over us, he'd stop right behind us and yell OH FUCK! adnthen jump in.
then once they went on the slide while juju was up there and we went to look at "juju" and i think it surprised them that we were there. then we went back to the deep end, and bokers jumped in and came up right next to us. it was just funny. then when we had to go, we walked passed where they were sitting, and they went right byus to get to the dressing rooms. and they came out just as ahma nad joan came by otherwise we would hav asked them for their # and school/age etc. mom agreed that one was cute. tehn liz put stuff in her car and realized their car was right next to hers. bokers was in the backseat, giving more evidence that he was too young to drive... but we went over by the van to wait and they drove by looking out at us and we leaned out of hte shadow and bokers was staring out the far back window. sigh... it was GOOD. everyone came to our house to change. when we were done, i went out and saw john sniffing the cat condo so i looked in, and there was lilo.... giving birth to her babies. so we left her pretty much alone and she is happy there. went to cracker barrell w/ everyone in the van. ooh fun. liz is now watermelon woman. came home and they left. tried to see lilos bebbes but nope. played runescape for a while. writers block is semi cured.
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