fucking weird/funny things today..

Feeling: eek!
what did the cat say when it got it's cell phone??? ::can you hear meow?:: sewage refinement plant... a.k.a. turd mill "whoo stink" "perhaps part of the turd mill exploded?" mother being all excited at the orthodontists office and explaining thigns to us better than even almost the assistant brother yelling "WELL THAT'S ONE HELL OF A DEAL!" career possiblity... used car salesman? ha! at dinner my grandmother liked my lemonade glass so much that when we left, she stuffed one of thier nice cloth napkins inside it, and shoved it in her purse. MY GRANDMOTHER IS A GLASS THIEF Utah Freeways: Designed FOR Idiot Drivers, BY Idiot Drivers!! the "to do list" memo on my phone so i would not forget this "turd mill idiot drivers glass thief"
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Are you a fan of NIN? i thought you might be due to the "there is no fucking you" thing.